Don't you just love it when random people IM you, and talk to you like they know you?

Well, I get a little sick of it (it happens a lot being an admin), so I decided to mess with the last couple of people that have done it to me. Post your favorite/recent conversations here! Here are some of the more odd ones I have received. Sorry if you know any of these people....

[18:24] wownoob45: hey
[18:24] Matthew Papa07: who is this
[18:24] wownoob45: someone
[18:24] wownoob45: do u play WoW?
[18:24] Matthew Papa07: no, i asked who is this?
[18:24] Matthew Papa07:
[18:25] Matthew Papa07: cause obviously u know who i am
[18:25] wownoob45: ummm i have no idea i just add people that i see on forums or something to my list
[18:25] wownoob45: so u dont play WoW?
[18:25] Matthew Papa07: no
[18:25] wownoob45: kk

Session Start (MatthewPapa07:Hitman the 1st): Mon Jun 13 17:26:44 2005
[17:26] Hitman the 1st: i almost got kicked/banned from Guild Wars yesterday
[17:26] Matthew Papa07: who is this
[17:27] Hitman the 1st: adolfhitman...
[17:27] Matthew Papa07: hmmmmmmmmmm
[17:27] Hitman the 1st: cause of my name
[17:27] Hitman the 1st: yeah
[17:28] Hitman the 1st: then said we want freedom in our game to do what ever u like even in names
[17:28] Hitman the 1st: and we got a compliant about your name
[17:28] Hitman the 1st: me: i didnt say anything about jews/ nazis so i dont see a problem
[17:28] Hitman the 1st: well i dont want to change my name
[17:28] Matthew Papa07: hmmm, who are you again?
[17:29] Hitman the 1st: ooo, im from guild wars, a huge FPS game
Session Close (Hitman the 1st): Mon Jun 13 17:30:20 2005

Session Start (matthewpapa07:KurasX): Mon May 15 13:29:02 2006
[13:29] KurasX: hey MAN
[13:29] KurasX: how u doing
[13:29] KurasX: lets play fs2
[13:29] KurasX: a fast round
[13:29] KurasX: !
[13:29] KurasX:
[13:29] KurasX: hey do u hear me
[13:30] KurasX: speak to me
[13:30] KurasX: say something
Session Close (KurasX): Mon May 15 19:04:03 2006

Session Start (matthewpapa07:KurasX): Thu May 18 06:58:48 2006
[06:58] KurasX: hi
[06:58] KurasX: IM HOSTING A GAME
[06:58] KurasX: JOIN ME
[06:58] KurasX: FREESPACE 2
[06:58] KurasX: OK ?
Session Close (KurasX): Thu May 18 06:59:24 2006

Session Start (matthewpapa07:Sk8erpunk642): Thu Sep 28 20:16:06 2006
[20:16] Sk8erpunk642: hi
[20:16] *** Auto-response sent to Sk8erpunk642: team dinner
[20:25] Sk8erpunk642: ok plz hear me out, im doing this as a favor for my bro, who btw is a freak for BSG. even though he doesnt really no about computers and IM's and such, he does play alot of simulators (something along the lines of Startrek: Bridge Commander and Halo and stuff). I've been trying to download this game for him, the BSG one, and it wont allow me too. It says "Unatherized Access" or something along those lines. It would be a great help if you cold plz help me to download this game. if/when you get a chance, plz email me at (Link: mailto:[email protected])[email protected] thank you and goodnight from the east coast.
[22:01] Matthew Papa07: that game isnt out yet
[22:01] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (Sk8erpunk642): Thu Sep 28 22:02:15 2006

I've got Aardwolf...

10:28:33> Zangarath: greetings
10:28:33> *** Auto-response sent to Zangarath: Umpin' an' bumpin' an' thumpin' an' bumpin'
10:28:39> Zangarath: o_O
10:28:49> Taristin: evening
10:28:56> Zangarath: how are ye?
10:28:58> Taristin: That is a lyric from fatboy slim
10:29:04> Taristin: fine, fine. you?
10:29:12> Zangarath: I'm good
10:29:16> Zangarath: just board
10:29:34> Taristin: mm
10:29:47> Zangarath: you still play fs2?
10:30:08> Taristin: Not really able to at the moment.
10:30:42> Taristin: I need a dedicated video card.
10:30:53> Zangarath: o_O
10:31:21> Taristin: I have a laptop, and a desktop with an integrated card that is too weak for its own good
10:31:27> Zangarath: ah
10:31:40> Zangarath: yeah it's best to get a mobo with no onboard video
10:32:21> Taristin: Difficult if you are building a microATX rig. In any case, its DX10 compatable, and it works while I wait for powerful cards to cheapen up
10:32:54> Zangarath: what's all the hype about DirectX 10?
10:33:42> Taristin: It's a lot more powerful and efficient than previous versions. Also, my desktop is running Vista, so I want to keep DX10 compatability.
10:34:23> Zangarath: >.<
10:34:38> Zangarath: winbloze shmista
10:34:44> Zangarath: M$ is making windows too bloated
10:35:21> Taristin: I, for one, really like vista.
10:35:28> Zangarath: still bloated
10:35:35> Zangarath: I mean, so much crap it needs to be on a DVD?
10:36:01> Taristin: *shrugs*
10:36:08> Zangarath: I am using xp now, but I liked 98 for its simplicity and speed
10:37:33> Taristin: *shrugs* I like vista thus far. If you want to complain about MS' Vista bloat, you might as well go on about 90% of software/games today.
10:37:51> Zangarath: games are full of so much eye candy
10:37:53> Zangarath: lol
10:41:35> Taristin: *shrug*
10:42:12> Zangarath: but what can you expect with the advancement of computers?
10:42:53> Taristin: mm

I still have no idea who he is.

That Sk8erpunk name is vaguely familar. I think he may have been one of the people that harassed me for weeks thinking I was my sister after I seized total control of my computer again in 12th grade.

nah ive seen that name before too NGT, and i dont know your sister, or do i?

You should spend less time signed on...

Taristin wrote:I still have no idea who he is.

He hangs out on GW and plays multi a fair bit. I get PMs from him occassionally too.


I've got you all beat though.

175972330: HI
*** Auto-response sent to 175972330: I am currently away from the computer.
175972330: IM YASMIN&U
175972330: U PUSY
Session Close (175972330): Thu Aug 14 16:27:18 2003


Session Start (156694411:290756034): Sat Jun 17 22:26:06 2006
[22:26] 290756034: HI
Session Close (290756034): Sat Jun 17 22:26:41 2006

You have 30 seconds to reply!


Session Start (156694411:270710140): Thu Apr 06 13:44:56 2006
[13:44] 270710140: hi
[13:44] karajorma: hi
Session Close (270710140): Thu Apr 06 14:15:32 2006


[08:51] 335704360: ++
[08:51] 335704360: --k--ha-ra-
[08:51] 335704360: -------
Session Close (335704360): Sun Jun 04 09:01:26 2006



And then I get to the run of german girls who started PMing me out of the blue earlier this year.

Session Start (156694411:316306849): Sat Apr 08 22:30:38 2006
[22:30] 316306849: hallo ich bin julia
[22:30] karajorma: hello?
Session Close (316306849): Sat Apr 08 22:33:42 2006


[16:21] 252808739: hey
[16:21] 252808739: wie alt bist du
[16:21] karajorma: Hi
[16:23] 252808739: ?

[16:23] karajorma: Sorry I don't speak german
[16:23] 252808739: ok
Session Close (252808739): Thu Jun 01 16:47:56 2006


[18:16] 303632390: hi
[18:16] 303632390: na wie GEHTS?
[18:16] karajorma: hi
[18:16] 303632390: wie gehts??
[18:17] 303632390: noch da??
[18:17] 303632390: ok bybyy
[18:17] karajorma: Sorry I don't speak german
[18:18] 303632390: ok
[18:18] 303632390: can you speak turkish??
[18:18] karajorma: Nope. English only]
[18:18] 303632390: ok
[18:19] 303632390: i go out ok
[18:19] 303632390: bbyyy
[18:19] karajorma: bye
Session Close (303632390): Tue May 30 18:20:01 2006





In an effort to figure what's going on I resorted to Babelfish

[15:28] 325622571: hallo
[15:29] karajorma: hi
[15:29] 325622571: wer bist du wenn ich fragen darf
[15:29] karajorma: Sorry. Don't speak germanj
[15:29] 325622571: bist du hassan
[15:30] karajorma: Yep
[15:30] karajorma: Probably not the one you were looking for though
[15:31] 325622571: bist du hassan
[15:32] 325622571: halloooooooooo
[15:32] karajorma: Mein Name ist Hassan. Ich bin vermutlich nicht die Person, die Sie zwar suchen. Ich wohne in England
Session Close (325622571): Mon May 15 15:57:29 2006


This one is persistent too.


[14:15] 302003070: hallo wie heißt du
[14:16] karajorma: Hello?
[14:16] 302003070: hallo
[14:16] karajorma: Who's this?
[14:16] 302003070: bist du engländer?????
[14:17] karajorma: Sorry but I don't speak German
[14:17] 302003070: it is ok
Session Close (302003070): Mon Feb 20 15:09:07 2006


Session Start (156694411:302003070): Fri Apr 28 19:42:12 2006
[19:42] 302003070: hi
[19:42] karajorma: Hi
[19:42] 302003070: wie gehts
[19:42] karajorma: Sorry I haven't learned to speak German since last time
[19:43] 302003070: ok

Hammer wrote:nah ive seen that name before too NGT, and i dont know your sister, or do i?

Hope not. Otherwise I'll have to sic the cops on you, you pedophilac b#stard.

This is why I don't have any IM stuff

Suddenly being stuck on dial up doesn't seem so bad...

Goodness, people must be real bored these days...

No... just dumb.

lol that german one was awsome.

[19:42] karajorma: Sorry I haven't learned to speak German since last time

And I did have a rather interesting conversation with one girl who sent me a picture of Penelope Cruz and claimed it was her.

I'll be kicking myself if one day I read an interview and hear that she once tried sending IM's to random people