Grug wrote:I'm currently 21, turning 22 in January.
So what's the go with wisdom teeth, does everyone get them, do they always get taken out?
I've no real idea...
Well, essentially, when you get to the veteran age I am, small colonies of super-intelligent bacteria (
bacterious madeupabitous - BM for short) form in the back of your mouth, forming white coral-like structures. These structures are named 'Wisdom' teeth, after their discoverer, Sir Norman Winston. Once completed, the BM develop a rudimentory technology from intecepting the odd bits of food from your mouth, and begin to develop a method to send radio waves directly into your brain. fortunately, no BM has yet developed precise brain control, and instead their broadcastings result in only minor changes such as a 20 point rise in IQ, super-speed, the ability to see through solid objects, shocking incontinence and laser-eyes.
In the event of overwhelming incompetence, a crack squad of really shrunken marines is sent in to remove the BM and plant really-tiny c4 charges to blow up the Wisdom teeth or, as they are known in times of war, Wisdom Fortresses.