
This is not fair.
I'm Scottish. I'm at home.
This isn't supposed to happen, not this way... i'm supposed to spend 2 weeks abroad in somewhere which is warm and come back looking like a lobster in a shade of red that would make chairman Mao feel inadequate.
Now I can stop traffic with the blinding glow of my arms, and melt tar by pressing it against the back of my neck.
Hrummph.