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Ever so slowly getting rather pissed off.

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:34 pm
by Black Wolf
You ever get into those situations where something is a bit odd, then funny, then annoying? I'm in one now.

My roommates girlfried has, to all intents and purposes, moved into my flat. I seriously see more of her than I do of him, even when he's not here. She's been here, visiting and stuff pretty much all year, which is cool obviously - they're together, you expect them to see each other a fair bit, stay over each others place the odd night - that's fair enough obviously. But basically since a bit before the start of semester she's started staying longer and longer and longer - I seriously don't think she's been home in the last week. Now, you'd think that wouldn't be a problem, and normally it wouldn't, but these flats are designed to fit Six people...just. Having a defacto seventh flatmate makes getting access to just about anything...difficult. The TV, the stove, the sink, the Fridge (between the two of them swear they'd take up at least a third of our total fridge space). The only saving grace is the fact that I only have to share an ensuite type bathroom with one other guy, but I'd bet that the guy sharing my other roommates bathroom isn't so happy with the arrangement either. And it's gradually started to piss me off, especially since she's not paying any kind of rent. There's not even the saving grace of seeing here come out half dressed in the mornings since she's not all that hot to begin with :|.

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:11 pm
by Moonsword
Complain? Suggest she help pay the rent? Suggest she help cook meals? Do something to get you slapped?

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:43 pm
by Hippo
Ooh! I know! I know!



Take a screwdriver to the toilet seat... Then dispose of it... She won't be able to stnad being there any longer... :p

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:52 pm
by Sparhawk
Where do you come up with these ideas Hippo? You're going to get him killed.

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:55 pm
by karajorma
Not if he claims it got broken after a heavy night's drinking. :D Claim that someone cut their arse on it. She'll never ask for proof of that! :D

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:24 pm
by Hippo
Or, that there was a breakin... Or... :badgrin: Put itching powder on it... :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :razz:



:smash: The Hammer strikes again! :smash:

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:32 pm
by Hunter
Not many people are so hot in the morning BW :p

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:00 am
by Hippo
ooh! anoher idea! put a thin layer of petrol along the surface of the water in the toilet, and rig a match to light when someone sits down... She'll be gone FAST and people will think she's crazy for saying the toilet was on fire... :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:




This has been another contribution by Hippo. If you ever need a crazy idea, that just MIGHT have the desired effect, and you agree that the end always justify the means, contact me.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:53 am
by Hunter
That could kill *her* instead of BW.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:35 am
by Sparhawk
Hippo's really good at plotting how to kill people (or animals). He wants to burn my cats including my 3 month old kitten! :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:49 am
by Petrarch
That's inexcusable. Cats rawk.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:13 am
by Hunter
Ditto.

:knob:

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:24 pm
by Moonsword
:lol:

Hippo's a nutcase, but he's an amusing one. Can I borrow him for use on my floormates next year?

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:12 pm
by Hippo
Surely :p

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:57 pm
by Hunter
Hippo = Now available for hiring (various jobs including killing of pets, annoying flatmats and things) - Known for his famous santa hat.