My roommates girlfried has, to all intents and purposes, moved into my flat. I seriously see more of her than I do of him, even when he's not here. She's been here, visiting and stuff pretty much all year, which is cool obviously - they're together, you expect them to see each other a fair bit, stay over each others place the odd night - that's fair enough obviously. But basically since a bit before the start of semester she's started staying longer and longer and longer - I seriously don't think she's been home in the last week. Now, you'd think that wouldn't be a problem, and normally it wouldn't, but these flats are designed to fit Six people...just. Having a defacto seventh flatmate makes getting access to just about anything...difficult. The TV, the stove, the sink, the Fridge (between the two of them swear they'd take up at least a third of our total fridge space). The only saving grace is the fact that I only have to share an ensuite type bathroom with one other guy, but I'd bet that the guy sharing my other roommates bathroom isn't so happy with the arrangement either. And it's gradually started to piss me off, especially since she's not paying any kind of rent. There's not even the saving grace of seeing here come out half dressed in the mornings since she's not all that hot to begin with
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Claim that someone cut their arse on it. She'll never ask for proof of that! 
Put itching powder on it... 
The Hammer strikes again! 
