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Hmm....wrapped up in girls... that'd be fun...wait, I have (I think...) a girlfriend, am I still allowed to have a mental fantasy like that play out in my head?
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright
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That depends on how much of an asshole she is. I know I am.d3jake wrote:Hmm....wrapped up in girls... that'd be fun...wait, I have (I think...) a girlfriend, am I still allowed to have a mental fantasy like that play out in my head?

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If women could read men's minds the human race would be extinct within one generation.Flipside wrote:Heh, if Sharon could read my mind I'd have been in trouble so many times...

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Ahh, but she isn't an ass by any means, has a nice one, but isn't one...ngtm1r wrote:That depends on how much of an asshole she is.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright