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Or turn yourself in to the local authorities...
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright

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Heh...

<== was smart enough to NOT click on the link.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright

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My sister went to India for 6 week vacation and she said she wasn't dare to drink the water from the local places she visited. I have no idea why she wanted such a long vacation in India.

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Well, India's water supply contains Dihydrogen Monoxide, which results in thousands of deaths every year. It's very dangerous, you know. :razz:

That, and the pollution.
"Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny, and old wounds open all too easily."
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