Title taken from a story I found once, late at night, upon fanfiction.net.

In the Minesweeper section.

Yes, they have a Minesweeper section. It's not half bad. You might want to visit the Skifree and Tetris ones too.

But anyways, for anyone else who's a Minesweeper addict, my current best times.

Beginner: 9 seconds
Intermediate: 40 seconds
Expert: 117 seconds

EDIT: Worked my Intermeditate down today; I don't normally bother with the two lower levels.

ooh, i beat ur easy record by a second!