kasperl wrote:mmm, i doubt you can say you and your parents are in religious conflict or something?

nope

Masturbation is a Sin. The American Educational System is labeled Evil Sinners. Catholic Church starts a holy war, praying for our demise. Some genius implants *evidence* of weapons of mass destruction at the Vatican and around Christian Missionaries around the states. The Military goes premptive for the sake of national security. Christianity is wiped out. World Peace insues.

Sounds like a plan...