Organ Enlargement

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I couldn't stop laughing this morning after seeing the followinf junk mail in my mailbox. :lol:


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Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2006 21:16:04 +0600
From: "Spencer Thayer" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Request for Sign-up

-Sensattional revolution in medicine!

-Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranted results!

-Don't lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be i`mpressed with results!

Clisk here: http://kcitoys.info

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Grug wrote:LoLs.
Spit and polish sounds fun.
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(Hey, this thread was destined to crash, DESTINED!)
Keep your hands to yourself, sonnymajim.

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aldo wrote:I'd like my organ enlarged, so I can play more songs on it and louder. Plus it needs a good spit and polish.
How big exactly do you want it? How do you get it to play more songs?

Steve and Gruggy, are you guys often touched each other? :lol:

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Wild Fragaria wrote:They must have thought "aldo" is a girl and "wild fragaria" is a boy :lol:
Maybe you should check their return policvy (if they have one)... I can see the e-mail.
Hello,
I am sorry to report that your product has not wokred for me. I do think it stems from the fact that I'm a friggin' woman! Please pull your head out of your a** next time you send your kind of e-mail off.

A disapointed customer,

<enternamehere>
or you could spam them back with a scrap e-mail account... either way...
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright
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