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1 by Hunter
Founder
Well - I've got one of these long-penis looking things less than 50 metres away from my house nowdays. I'm told it's a mobile-phone (cellphone) mask. Let's just say I spend lots of time on my PC, one way or another. So, combining the radiation from the PC and the Mask... I wonder how long I have to live? Or at least, thats what my mother says. Nice mother I've got there... :P

3 by aldo
The Blessed One
It's how the British telecommunications system works; we get very well endowed men, stimulate them, and use the results to hang various satellite receiver/transmitter euipment at high altitudes. It's also why you should carry an umbrella at all times.

Re: Radiation

10 by d3jake
Elite SG Elder
Hunter wrote:Well - I've got one of these long-penis looking things less than 50 metres away from my house nowdays. I'm told it's a mobile-phone (cellphone) mask. Let's just say I spend lots of time on my PC, one way or another. So, combining the radiation from the PC and the Mask... I wonder how long I have to live? Or at least, thats what my mother says. Nice mother I've got there... :P
Ah! I see, that's where you got so strange... I get it...
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright

13 by aldo
The Blessed One
Hunter wrote:I expect comforting facts instead more insults! I STAB AT THEE! :P
Well, if it helps, by the time you get into the last 3 months of your slow agonizing oh it hurts with the burnning death, your nerves should have been damaged to the point where you can't feel any pain. Or anything, for that fact. Plus the tumours will be a good talking point for parties.

15 by aldo
The Blessed One
Hunter wrote:Don't make me take away your shiny staff thingy. :P
Ach, in 3 months or so I'll be able to claw it back from your cold, slightly glowing, dead hands. Although I might need a pair of very long lead forceps.
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