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by pyro-manic
SG Guard
Yes. I am, in fact, British, if that fact had somehow escaped your notice, and I do indeed watch television (though I often wonder why). As I said, it's a piss-take advertising scheme. As in, taking the piss out of adverts that used to do that kind of cheesy crap years ago. Which is why it's rather clever. Not because it's some chap in a stupid suit.
Any fool can pull a trigger...

As the madmen play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun...