Some of this dates back to 2002. This is even more entertaining than Tin Can however; I had almost forgotten

Note: The following log excerpts may damage your eyes. You are about to experience the ultimate horror in grammar and spelling, represented in living form by Saturn.
.00:25:38. > Saturn: hey
.00:25:52. > Saturn: hey there
.00:26:30. > Saturn: can yo ushare
.00:26:48. > Saturn: some um contacts with me?
.00:26:54. > Lightspeed: ?
.00:26:58. > Lightspeed: like for example?
.00:27:51. > Lightspeed: Yet made an entry in the guestbook?
.00:28:00. > Saturn: how um mwould you make the message duleing looking?
.00:28:09. > Saturn: not yet justarrived
.00:30:53. > Saturn: right click on me select contacts and send contatcs
also right clcik on me select send files and send me some missions i dont have
.00:31:07. > Lightspeed: ?
.00:31:11. > Lightspeed: what missions
.00:31:24. > Saturn: i dunno the fs2 missions like robin hood
.01:07:28. > Lightspeed: we won a SquadWar against the 4th recently
.01:09:19. > Saturn: hardfight?
theyre old you know thatright?
.01:15:51. > Saturn: yup
heheh
sometimes im really good like shivan gaunlele i was sharp 20 kills in one or two minutes
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.01:16:45. > Lightspeed: gauntlets are far too easy, you always end up getting about 60 kills in them
.01:17:32. > Saturn: wow
lol well thats how i refine mey skills
.01:17:43. > Lightspeed: nah it has no big use
.01:17:56. > Lightspeed: play TvTs or doggies to train
.01:18:26. > Saturn: hmm well i made some hard missions on my myown once
they were called EFI ttraingin missions
.01:20:27. > Saturn: yeah
im good at leading
i have good morals and ethics if that counts..
i tused countin the exa
.01:22:40. > Saturn: ask around when i wa splaying templar today i beat it
got the anthenk disable in disarmed in less than 2 mins!!
.01:23:23. > Saturn: yes ask excaliblurn wing catfish and other if see you seee them i won every mission iplayed withthem
.01:23:41. > Saturn: check my reply and tell me waht youthink
.01:25:00. > Saturn: why my cable connnection is slow all of the sudden?
.01:26:20. > Saturn: i know im not obnixous
.01:27:25. > Saturn: cool
lol your pretty good i saw you inaction
youshouldve seen in action earlier today!!
.01:32:37. > Saturn: you play ut or mechwarrior ?
.01:32:48. > Lightspeed: ut?
.01:32:52. > Lightspeed: ahh
.01:32:55. > Lightspeed: unreal tournament
.01:32:58. > Lightspeed: no
.01:33:06. > Lightspeed: none of them
.01:33:10. > Saturn: hhmm me nither
.01:35:56. > Saturn: cool so theyre would cometion for wing leadeR?
.01:37:31. > Saturn: i registed and it says warring 420 cannto add header
.01:42:47. > Saturn: hey um mwhatabotu the hLP forumwhast thier address?
.01:44:10. > Saturn: dang
wait dthough i gota instasll those mssion i downloaded
.01:44:23. > Lightspeed: just place them in missions folder
.01:44:33. > Saturn: i knwothat
.01:44:38. > Lightspeed: thought so
.01:46:08. > Saturn: lol
of you know if you been pying for 4 years!!
.01:46:27. > Saturn: almsot
still messing aroundin the forum
.01:46:32. > Lightspeed: ?
.01:46:39. > Lightspeed: lol
.01:47:29. > Lightspeed: you arent logged in BTW
.01:47:43. > Saturn: hmm yes
.02:01:27. > Saturn: crap my sysstem ig etting buggy again
.02:03:08. > Saturn: know eher eto winnt for free?
.17:00:39. > Saturn: im here
when you sned the first contac?
.17:01:53. > Saturn: hmm playin gfs agian huh?
.17:09:11. > Saturn: hey lightspped where you sat?
.18:02:37. > Saturn: hey lightspeed whwere i cna meet you at?
.20:28:19. > Saturn: hey where woudl i be able to get sdome good fs clipart?
.20:41:20. > Lightspeed: what for?
.20:41:50. > Saturn: my uhh tripod account
.20:48:20. > Saturn: how do you take a snapshots infs?
cool pciks dude
.20:53:43. > Saturn: allright
.20:54:00. > Saturn: my comp is fats but crashy atsometimes
.20:55:02. > Saturn: i got 2 cds full of 3 yearsof data!
even a backed up plr file abotu me being a fs2 commander!!1
wee
300 points awy from captian
.22:06:09. > Saturn: checkthiso ut
.22:06:54. > Saturn: yeah bt it s crazy it keeps on crashing
.22:09:07. > Saturn: dang my icq is scrweing up
aohh well you ever got it?
.22:09:49. > Saturn: dang ready for a duel?
.22:09:57. > Lightspeed: sure
.22:09:58. > Lightspeed: always
.22:10:16. > Saturn: lest go
get some people to jointoo
.00:43:34. > Saturn: heyligthspeed
.00:43:37. > Lightspeed: hey
.00:43:58. > Saturn: whats up?
.00:46:14. > Saturn: ok?
.00:46:40. > Saturn: ummm
.00:50:36. > Saturn: sned em your mssions right click send files
.01:21:38. > Saturn: hello?
.03:07:40. > Saturn: check out my site!!1
.03:07:48. > Lightspeed: linky?
.03:15:48. > Saturn: you got the link?
.03:15:52. > Lightspeed: no
.03:16:20. > Saturn: saturn1144.tripod.com/index2.html
.03:16:36. > Lightspeed: ok
.03:30:19. > Saturn: went there yet?
.03:30:28. > Lightspeed: no
.03:30:44. > Saturn: got the address?
.03:31:00. > Lightspeed: yeah, but the host scared me off.
.23:52:51. > Saturn: hey lgithspeed
.03:39:34. > Saturn: almost lol
dumb thing
i dant get frontpage!!
.03:39:46. > Lightspeed: oh you're still there
.19:02:42. > Saturn: sorry cant
umm get nopideas to join mysever
.19:05:11. > Saturn: yes fs2
look forsaturn_ms game
.19:10:19. > Saturn: lol
sometimes
join me and noplideas!!!!