Having recently read an article on something awful.com, where he described the

smiley as looking as though it was the kind of laugh made after a succesful rape, I decided it'd be quite fun to caption some of the many smileys in Sectorgame, though possibly in not quite as 'direct' a fashion

Hence this threads appearance in the closed forum).
For Example :-
I can set my balls alight and stand the pain!
I have consipaton
I can hold my breath for
ages
I had a stroke 2 years ago
Please feel free to continue
