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Ok, i got the following paper in th mail with my report card;


Grade 10 Summer Health Assignment

First off, I hope you are having a GREAT summer! Don’t hurt yourself or get in any trouble! And have lots and lots of fun!

As you remember, in your 9th grade health class with me, we covered most of the topics of sexuality, rape, and contraception. Because we studied drugs and alchohol too, we have always finished the sexuality unit in 10th grade. The year will begin with the section entitled “Alternatives to Sex.”

The High school health department has requested that you all write a paper, or essay, on masturbation. You must include the following;
• What is masturbation?
• Is it good or bad for you? How?
• How does it affect your future sexual acts?

The form of your writing can be up to you, but have at least the following;
• 1 paragraph on how you masturbate. Where, when, how, and under what circumstances must be mentioned. What items other than your body do you use, and how?
• 1 paragraph on how one of your friends of the opposite sex masturbates. Where, when, how, and under what circumstances must be mentioned. What items other than their body do they use, and how? Because some of you may not be over Masachussettes’ age of consent (16) you may NOT demonstrate anything or have anything demonstrated to you. If both you and your subject are over 16, though we cannot stop you, we strongly advise against any sexual activity in close proximity to one another.

The paper will count as 30% of your grade, and 5 points will be taken off for each bulleted item not included. Stay save, and have fun with the summer.

Your favorite health teacher.


WHY ME?

Since no one else is posting, I will.

However, I don't know what to say other than, "that is messed up."

There is no way he could force you to answer that. Get your local school council up in arms, or some sort of class wide boycott going. That's got to be unenforceable.

its not required, but it counts as yor term project grade, whichis 20% of your grade...

Sounds more like a part of Psychology class

Dude, that's the most awesomely fucked up assignment ever, and you are complaining? :wtf:


More to the point, you have a health class? :wtf:

have to take two health classes in my high school... each is 1 semester, if you don't take them Freshman and junior year, you take them sophmore and senior year...

you can easily avoid that, just say something about religous believes or crap, and your done. if they then try to pull your grade down, go to some sort of counselor or just go complain higher up the chain of command.

they gave the parents a waiver form at the beginning of 9th grade, that if they sign, you can skip the course, but otherwise, you HAVE to take it... :s

Knight Templar wrote:Dude, that's the most awesomely fucked up assignment ever, and you are complaining? :wtf:

i fail to see your point..

Hippo wrote:they gave the parents a waiver form at the beginning of 9th grade, that if they sign, you can skip the course, but otherwise, you HAVE to take it... :s

mmm, i doubt you can say you and your parents are in religious conflict or something?

My point is you actually get a good grade for how well you can pleasure yourself.. and you are bitching about it.

You know how many guys around the country would kill for this assignment rather than doing some faggoty nutrional analysis project?

Have fun with it. Go take off your clothes, get some popcorn, go to the couch, turn on the playboy channel, and wank like there's no tommarow.

Or failing that, what do you think the Internet is, if not a global porn repository?

And anyway, Masturbation cuts the risk of cancer, don't you know.

Interesting

Knight Templar wrote:You know how many guys around the country would kill for this assignment rather than doing some faggoty nutrional analysis project?

hm... already did that...