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Some new posters from the Tokyo subway. Have seen similar notices here, and every day I see people doing these things so I think some posters are in order.

Those posters really send some mixed signals.

Hunter wrote:

Would patrons please refrain from drunkenly masturbating to porn using a cornish pasty. Do that at home, or alternatively don't do it at all.

*Looks at poster no.1*...

...What the...

I don't even want to know what was in the drink cans...

StRiD@R wrote:*Looks at poster no.1*...

...What the...

This is caused by two things in Japan, overcrowding and the concept that being late for work is an unforgivable error. When my brother was in Japan, if a train was cancelled, the company actually had to hand out slips to those waiting for the train to show to their boss to prove that the train had actually been cancelled.

This leads to people literally vaulting onto crowded trains in an attempt to fit into it.

Yep, heard about that from my class lecturer. It doesn't happen here often (breakdowns) but being late is still quite a bad thing in any office. I think it's not quite as strict here, but taking days off is a definite NO. That being said, both these countries put on a face if you ask me. That face tells you they are the "busy, longest working hours" countries in the world, but infact those long working hours are actually less productive than the typical working day back in the UK. Sure, guys here work from 9am to 9pm, but those hours are FAR less productive in my experience.

karajorma wrote: Would patrons please refrain from drunkenly masturbating to porn using a cornish pasty. Do that at home, or alternatively don't do it at all.

Pasties (Spelling?) Are delicious. I wouldn't blame him.

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ghhyrd wrote: Pasties (Spelling?) Are delicious. I wouldn't blame him.

This statement is unintentionally hilarous. (NRSFW)

Notice how it's the same old dude getting his head pecked by the young 'uns. That must have been an especially bad commute that day eh ?

CamInHead wrote:Notice how it's the same old dude getting his head pecked by the young 'uns. That must have been an especially bad commute that day eh ?

He's a very creepy- looking fellow to be honest.

ghhyrd wrote:

CamInHead wrote:Notice how it's the same old dude getting his head pecked by the young 'uns. That must have been an especially bad commute that day eh ?

He's a very creepy- looking fellow to be honest.

*cough*soareyou*cough*

You know him personally?

Matthew wrote:

ghhyrd wrote:

CamInHead wrote:Notice how it's the same old dude getting his head pecked by the young 'uns. That must have been an especially bad commute that day eh ?

He's a very creepy- looking fellow to be honest.

*cough*soareyou*cough*

How do you know what I look like?

Have you been following me?