Samuel L. Jackson is God.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:57 am
And you shall have no mother****ing gods before him!
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:41 am
Heh, I reckon it will become a new resource for internet short films.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:13 am
lawl
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:40 am
"Yo! This is the Ten Commandments muthafucker, pay attention or i'll get biblical on your ass!"
EDIT; Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes in Eden
EDIT; Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes in Eden
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:49 pm
Those lines he had in Pulp Fiction must of paid off. 
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:17 pm
But... god is a woman... 
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:45 am
Certainly would explain why God's such a b**ch.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:02 am
Get your ass online!
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:49 am
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:19 am
I've got to get ready to go to uni sorry. 
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:53 pm
Justice! instant reminder of shaft...
instant reminder of shaft...Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:23 pm
Well we already know he can say Ezekiel 25:17 
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:53 am
wha?
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:12 pm
Not seen Pulp Fiction?
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:16 pm
Ah yes. Forgot what thread I was in...
me distracted.
me distracted.