The Worst Birthday In My Life
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:40 pm
Yesterday, before going to bed, I felt strange. I didn't know what it was. Today, when I woke up I realised it's my birthday and that I was SICK!!! 
Page 1 of 6
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:43 pm
Well, no use moping about it.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:49 pm
Could be worse. You're puppy could have died. That would make it a bad birthday.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 8:40 pm
Meh, you'll have plenty more b-day celebretions to make up for this bad one.
Happy birthday Glow *hug*
Happy birthday Glow *hug*
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:38 am
I passed a stone the other day.
Beat that.
Beat that.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:14 am
How bout.... it's been a month since I've had sex, and when I did it was pretty bad? Like... not horny for a week after... bad...?Grug wrote:I passed a stone the other day.
Beat that.
There. Your stone is nothing.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:17 pm
To turn a guy off sex it had to be pretty bad.
I would ask why but I'm scared I might not be able to bleach my mind clean afterwards
I would ask why but I'm scared I might not be able to bleach my mind clean afterwards
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:22 pm
To turn a guy with 'furry smut' in his signature off sex, at that.......karajorma wrote:To turn a guy off sex it had to be pretty bad.
I would ask why but I'm scared I might not be able to bleach my mind clean afterwards
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 pm
Isn't it a little inappropriate to discuss sex in the general chatter section?
Hmmm, since we're all talking about 'sex' at the moment, let me think if I have any question that's related to the topic... *thinking*
Hmmm, since we're all talking about 'sex' at the moment, let me think if I have any question that's related to the topic... *thinking*
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:25 pm
Well, it's not exactly getting to the squelchy-squelchy level of discussion, is it?Wild Fragaria wrote:Isn't it a little inappropriate to discuss sex in the general chatter section?
Hmmm, since we're all talking about 'sex' at the moment, let me think if I have any question that's related to the topic... *thinking*
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:16 pm
We can make it more squelchy-squelchy if you like. Let's get started... with you 
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:04 pm
On a family forum?!Wild Fragaria wrote:We can make it more squelchy-squelchy if you like. Let's get started... with you
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:55 am
You can't get a family without the squelchy-squelchy in the first place though 
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:19 am
Taristin wrote:How bout.... it's been a month since I've had sex, and when I did it was pretty bad? Like... not horny for a week after... bad...?Grug wrote:I passed a stone the other day.
Beat that.
There. Your stone is nothing.
Moral of the story?
Being sick on your birthday is still a good day!
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:29 am
Your birthday thread has turned into sex discussion. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?
It's that time of year when the testerone levels are high!
It's that time of year when the testerone levels are high!