Sectorgame

I recently discovered, this astounding revelation: Did you know every mouth full of water you drink you destroy entire civilizations of bacteria!
ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS!
WE ARE ALL MURDERERS!

Please help to stop this un-necessary slaughter of billions of lives!
WATER IS PEOPLE TOO!

STOP DRINKING WATER! YOUR KILLING BABIES!
=O

Please post your support for this righteous cause, we have to do something about this immediately! We don't have time to mourn, we must stop the KILLING!

My god! How could I have been so blind?

HOW?!

OH GOD NO

I am Aldo, Destroyer Of very small Worlds.

I'm good really! I drink pro-biotic drinks daily, and thus saving many good bacteria's!

It's ok, our water is full of lead, so it's very slowly killing me in return.

Ok, that means I must drink Cola (all the bacteria civilizations are dead in there).

And I don't kill them! The Cola factories are doing it! Blame them for this! They should be ashamed!

But Cola's taste is good...

i seem to recall a move telling me drinking water will turn me into a communist....

FLUORIDATION

Nah, give them 20 minutes and you will have a whole new colony building an empire in your mouth. Soda just make them prolifera happier

OMG, that's worse than Soylent Green!

It's Soylent Clear!

I"m a serial kiler! Well...just becuase I beat my sister through our COM1s... Anyway, yes it's true... Maybe we should picked our respective capitals and see how much publicty we can get...

I'm glad to see so much support!
This is a bloody outrage it is!

I've already got a local petition going, slowly the names climb to demand that the government outlaw the drinking of water, and consumption of water based products.

ACME is already jumping to the defense claiming that their "just add water" punch line is a figure of speech, one can just as easily spit on it.

Actually...I didn't do it. I blame the people who added flouride.

I have lead pipes >_>