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Organ Enlargement
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:33 pm
by Wild Fragaria
I couldn't stop laughing this morning after seeing the followinf junk mail in my mailbox.
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Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2006 21:16:04 +0600
From: "Spencer Thayer" <
[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Request for Sign-up
-Sensattional revolution in medicine!
-Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!
-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranted results!
-Don't lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be i`mpressed with results!
Clisk here:
http://kcitoys.info
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:47 pm
by aldo
I used to get spam for 'enlarge your breasts'.
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:02 pm
by karajorma
How can you have not seen one of these before?
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:15 pm
by Wild Fragaria
They must have thought "aldo" is a girl and "wild fragaria" is a boy
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:23 pm
by ngtm1r
I remember my sister getting one of these, a few years back.
"That would be great...IF I HAD ONE, IDIOTS!"
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:04 am
by Grug
LoLs.
Never got any through my mainstream emails. But for some reason, the gmail account I have seems like a beacon for that crap. It's always scrambled too. Weird. =/
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:08 am
by aldo
I'd like my organ enlarged, so I can play more songs on it and louder. Plus it needs a good spit and polish.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:22 am
by Grug
LoLs.
Spit and polish sounds fun.
<< >>
(Hey, this thread was destined to crash, DESTINED!)
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:26 am
by aldo
Grug wrote:LoLs.
Spit and polish sounds fun.
<< >>
(Hey, this thread was destined to crash, DESTINED!)
Keep your hands to yourself, sonnymajim.
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:42 am
by Grug
LoL.
Hey my hands are in my jacket pockets. >>
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:31 pm
by Wild Fragaria
aldo wrote:I'd like my organ enlarged, so I can play more songs on it and louder. Plus it needs a good spit and polish.
How big exactly do you want it? How do you get it to play more songs?
Steve and Gruggy, are you guys often touched each other?
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:40 pm
by karajorma
Hey aldo. WF is offering to help you make your organ bigger. You're well in there!
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:20 pm
by aldo
karajorma wrote:Hey aldo. WF is offering to help you make your organ bigger. You're well in there!
I'd better give it a dust, then.
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:48 am
by d3jake
Wild Fragaria wrote:They must have thought "aldo" is a girl and "wild fragaria" is a boy
Maybe you should check their return policvy (if they have one)... I can see the e-mail.
Hello,
I am sorry to report that your product has not wokred for me. I do think it stems from the fact that I'm a friggin' woman! Please pull your head out of your a** next time you send your kind of e-mail off.
A disapointed customer,
<enternamehere>
or you could spam them back with a scrap e-mail account... either way...
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:12 pm
by Grug
Wild Fragaria wrote:
Steve and Gruggy, are you guys often touched each other?
Never been
that drunk I don't think, and never in the UK.
aldo wrote:
I'd better give it a dust, then.
LoL, shake hands with the unemployed everytime you use the bathroom eh?
*watches thread crash and burn*