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Well - I've got one of these long-penis looking things less than 50 metres away from my house nowdays. I'm told it's a mobile-phone (cellphone) mask. Let's just say I spend lots of time on my PC, one way or another. So, combining the radiation from the PC and the Mask... I wonder how long I have to live? Or at least, thats what my mother says. Nice mother I've got there...

aroo? Long penis thing? wtf?

It's how the British telecommunications system works; we get very well endowed men, stimulate them, and use the results to hang various satellite receiver/transmitter euipment at high altitudes. It's also why you should carry an umbrella at all times.

Ah, you Brits. Always trying to be innovative.

That sounds more like a Scottish thing to me.

Roanoke wrote:That sounds more like a Scottish thing to me.

What, absurdly huge manly appendages? You're probably right.......

Well, penis thing... It's what the telephone-thingy here looks like.

i've got a burn from my laptop that i'm pretty sure isn't soley from heat

Hunter wrote:Well - I've got one of these long-penis looking things less than 50 metres away from my house nowdays. I'm told it's a mobile-phone (cellphone) mask. Let's just say I spend lots of time on my PC, one way or another. So, combining the radiation from the PC and the Mask... I wonder how long I have to live? Or at least, thats what my mother says. Nice mother I've got there...

Ah! I see, that's where you got so strange... I get it...

Hippo wrote:i've got a burn from my laptop that i'm pretty sure isn't soley from heat

wtf.

I expect comforting facts instead more insults! I STAB AT THEE!

Hunter wrote:I expect comforting facts instead more insults! I STAB AT THEE!

Well, if it helps, by the time you get into the last 3 months of your slow agonizing oh it hurts with the burnning death, your nerves should have been damaged to the point where you can't feel any pain. Or anything, for that fact. Plus the tumours will be a good talking point for parties.

Don't make me take away your shiny staff thingy.

Hunter wrote:Don't make me take away your shiny staff thingy.

Ach, in 3 months or so I'll be able to claw it back from your cold, slightly glowing, dead hands. Although I might need a pair of very long lead forceps.