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Another Test...
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:09 pm
by Kietotheworld
...another victory!
I'm talking about the Ashes of couse. Now England only need a draw to regain the ashes!
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:09 am
by karajorma
I know
I'm not unhappy to see it.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:50 pm
by Grug
Sigh, yeah our team's gone to the s###. Next series hopefully we'll have the next generation of cricketers in there to even it out more.
To be fair, some of the England batsmen were playing pretty darn well.
Hopefully by some miracle we come through and win anyway just to spite ya's...
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:36 pm
by CIH
I can't believe how big Shane Warne is. Fat arse.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:04 pm
by Kietotheworld
I found the wicketkeeper saying
"Oh well done Shane"
"good area shane"
"You're the best batter in the world, can I worship you forever and put you on a plinth Shane"
every time Shane Warne bowled incredibly annoying.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:35 am
by Top Gun
Ashes? o_0
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:41 am
by Robo
Cricket.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:40 am
by Grug
Didn't we already cover this in another thread?
Ashes is a series played between England and Australia.
The victor gets to drink the last dead queens ashes from a yard glass.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:32 am
by aldo
Grug wrote:Didn't we already cover this in another thread?
Yeah, but everyone outside England and Oz promptly fell asleep.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:24 pm
by Taristin
Zzz.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:15 pm
by Top Gun
Grug wrote:Didn't we already cover this in another thread?
Ashes is a series played between England and Australia.
The victor gets to drink the last dead queens ashes from a yard glass.
See, when sports teams win championships in North America, they tend to get a big shiny trophy, like the Vince Lombardi or the Stanley Cup. In the case of the latter, champagne is usually the beverage of choice. But hey, if drinking ashes is more your style, go for it!
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:00 am
by Grug
American sport is bs. Rather than opt to play one of the many currently available sports, America decides to make its own wacked out version of everything.
The arrogance is unbelievable. *Rants for another further 20minutes*
You can shove your propaganda up your ass too!
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:50 pm
by Top Gun
Grug wrote:American sport is bs. Rather than opt to play one of the many currently available sports, America decides to make its own wacked out version of everything.
The arrogance is unbelievable. *Rants for another further 20minutes*
You can shove your propaganda up your ass too!
You mean we've
improved on all the wacked out sports that you guys invented. Seriously, whoever invented cricket had to be high on something.
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:04 am
by karajorma
And you've done such a good job that everyone in the world is falling over themselves to establish them as national sports.
Oh. Wait a minute. No they aren't.
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:28 am
by Kietotheworld
Baseball = Rounders (Girls game) with overarm bowling
Ice Hockey = Hockey (Girls game) on Ice (Obviously)
American Football = Armoured Rugby
Basketball = Netball (Girls game) with 7 Foot tall men playing.