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One? You couldn't get one more bloody wicket?!

At least you won't catch us celebrating a draw.

Bah. It's less celebrating a draw than it is celebrating the avoidance of a loss. After all, all we have to do is not lose the series and we get to keep the Ashes And, with a ten day break until the next test, I don't think that's going to be a problem.

And don't get too cocky - it was only a few years ago when an English draw with Australia was a reason for great celebration up your end

Keep the Ashes? I think you'll find that the Ashes will remain in England, whatever happens. Oh the joys of cricket politics.

You people take your sports too seriously.

Not only that, but they seem to acquire a completely different language when discussing it. I read "wickets" and thought, "What was this, a high-intensity game of croquet?"

Should put a 'Commonwealth Citizens Only' warning on the thread title.

lol
its not really a different language, its english, and you're just too dumb to understand it
(j/k)

Are you talking to Top Gun? o.O