Gillian McKeith 'Phd'
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:47 pm
f#####g lying whore!
Honesty.... we've got the worst diet in pretty much the world. Except maybe America.
And who do I see as the paragon of healthy eating on the telly tonight. This bint. All smug and self-satisfied, presumably with her mail-order Phd. Which no programme ever quenstions. Ever.
I mean, I spent 4 years sweating blood to get a degree. why bother, when I can send off to the 'Milton Keynes institute of Conglomerate Aggregation' and get a Phdmscbscdphil in whatever I want, based on my life experience? And then use that to flog off sh###y, nigh-on-lethal diet bars made from apple cores and old Chinese newspapers*?
Work? No, f### work. I can appear on Richard and Judy, touting my super slim milkshake made from goat sperm and pips. I mean, I have a certificate, so why even ask if I have a clue what I'm on about? Just give me a TV show, so I can flog even more cheap shite!
I blame the merkins. Firstly, shes been there and now has a half Scots, half American accent. Presumably so she can sound even more of a smart-arse when talking down to people..... Now, both these countries can have their bad accents, but this is worse than you could imagine. The only thing more irritating is the Crazy Frog, and it's got disturbing tiny gonads on show. I'd rather smack a kitten over the head with a frying pan than listen to it.
Secondly, if Americans didn't pick up these things, it'd never work over here. We're too niche to spark fads, thank god. But if they pick up in the US, then we get the marketing juggernaut of the US publishers behind the 'Eat s### and die' or 'Ebola surprise' diet. It doesn't matter how mind-numbingly stupid it is ("What, you mean I can lose up to a stone with a malignant tumour?"), stick 'the hit American diet' on the box and it sells. And gets on the news for it.
No-one would buy a 'latest British craze' embossed book, would they? Hence I blame the Americans. Damn you!
Anyways, she's an irritating, lying, ugly bint who has millions from selling shite under a fradulent qualification. Cow.
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscien ... 08,00.html / http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscien ... 00,00.html)
*(c) The Simpsons
Honesty.... we've got the worst diet in pretty much the world. Except maybe America.
And who do I see as the paragon of healthy eating on the telly tonight. This bint. All smug and self-satisfied, presumably with her mail-order Phd. Which no programme ever quenstions. Ever.
I mean, I spent 4 years sweating blood to get a degree. why bother, when I can send off to the 'Milton Keynes institute of Conglomerate Aggregation' and get a Phdmscbscdphil in whatever I want, based on my life experience? And then use that to flog off sh###y, nigh-on-lethal diet bars made from apple cores and old Chinese newspapers*?
Work? No, f### work. I can appear on Richard and Judy, touting my super slim milkshake made from goat sperm and pips. I mean, I have a certificate, so why even ask if I have a clue what I'm on about? Just give me a TV show, so I can flog even more cheap shite!
I blame the merkins. Firstly, shes been there and now has a half Scots, half American accent. Presumably so she can sound even more of a smart-arse when talking down to people..... Now, both these countries can have their bad accents, but this is worse than you could imagine. The only thing more irritating is the Crazy Frog, and it's got disturbing tiny gonads on show. I'd rather smack a kitten over the head with a frying pan than listen to it.
Secondly, if Americans didn't pick up these things, it'd never work over here. We're too niche to spark fads, thank god. But if they pick up in the US, then we get the marketing juggernaut of the US publishers behind the 'Eat s### and die' or 'Ebola surprise' diet. It doesn't matter how mind-numbingly stupid it is ("What, you mean I can lose up to a stone with a malignant tumour?"), stick 'the hit American diet' on the box and it sells. And gets on the news for it.
No-one would buy a 'latest British craze' embossed book, would they? Hence I blame the Americans. Damn you!
Anyways, she's an irritating, lying, ugly bint who has millions from selling shite under a fradulent qualification. Cow.
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscien ... 08,00.html / http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscien ... 00,00.html)
*(c) The Simpsons