Random Beserkerz stuff...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:51 am
Well, i thought it was funny... Its a bit long to read, but funneh...
[15:06] * Hippo starts lawn mower
[15:06] <MrAss> If you want to play the game!
[15:06] <GBev> Use your body and your btain
[15:06] <GBev> hehe
[15:06] <eatme> what is your obseesion with the CnC music?
[15:06] <GBev> It rawks
[15:06] <MrAss> Does
[15:06] <GBev> RAWKS
[15:06] <eatme> ....
[15:06] * MrAss is better than you to the tune of: Red Alert - Trenches [05:19m]
[15:06] * GBev gets down and boogies to: Red Alert - Hellmarch [06:21m/128Kbps/44KHz]
[15:06] <GBev> Hellmarch > Other RA music though
[15:06] <MrAss> S'true
[15:07] <GBev> BUT!
[15:07] <GBev> Mechanical Man > Everything, ever
[15:07] <MrAss>
[15:07] <MrAss> I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man
[15:07] * Hippo fills watering can
[15:07] <MrAss> watch out Plant
[15:07] <eatme> bbl, brother HAS to have a go...........
[15:07] <MrAss> hehe
[15:07] <Plant> ¬_¬
[15:07] <GBev> Kick his keister
[15:07] * Hippo readies Flamethrower
[15:07] <GBev> kiester
[15:07] <GBev> whatever
[15:07] * eatme has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[15:08] <GBev> What's all this about a flamethrower in UO?
[15:08] <MrAss> only in SP
[15:08] <Hippo>
[15:08] <MrAss> and i think only the AI use it
[15:08] <GBev>
[15:08] <MrAss> not sure though
[15:08] <Hippo> its a fun weapon in Halo
[15:08] <Hippo> since bodies stay on fire for a while
[15:08] <GBev> It was a fun weapon in Unreal 2
[15:08] <Hippo> and then someone walks on the body
[15:09] <GBev> And in Kingpun
[15:09] <GBev> *pin
[15:09] <GBev> Flamethrowers are always fun
[15:09] <GBev> ALWAYS
[15:09] <MrAss> Park yer ass
[15:10] * Hippo turns Flamethrower on Plant
[15:10] <Hippo> BURN!!!
[15:10] <Plant>
[15:10] <MrAss> Poor plant
[15:10] * Hippo watches petals burn slowly
[15:10] * Hippo pours water on plant
[15:10] <MrAss> Hippo is mad
[15:10] <Hippo> there, i saved you
[15:10] <MrAss> mad i tell ye
[15:10] * Hippo starts lawnmower
[15:10] <GBev> Oooh
[15:11] <GBev> Chris, you know I said the Russians don't get any new guns?
[15:11] <GBev> Well they do
[15:11] <Hippo> what? I'm just mowing the channel...
[15:11] <Plant> Ever seen the Little Shop of Horrors?
[15:11] * Hippo shudders
[15:11] <crh> yumm
[15:11] <Hippo> I had to work tech for it last year
[15:11] <Plant> Yeah, well watch out.
[15:11] * crh eats hippo
[15:11] * Hippo eats crh
[15:11] * crh eats hippo
[15:11] * Hippo eats crh
[15:11] * crh eats hippo
[15:11] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] <MrAss> haha
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * GBev BANTS Hippo and crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] <Plant> STOP THIS MADNESS
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * You were kicked by crh (It's not that I hate you, its just.. that I dont like you 12‹712›)
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 15:12:29 2004
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 15:12:40 2004
Session Ident: #beserkerz
[15:12] * Now talking in #beserkerz
[15:12] * Topic is 'LUCKY CHARMS! http://www.bash.org/?75154'
[15:12] * Set by NetFire.TX.US.GameSurge.net on Sat Sep 18 20:08:50
[15:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Hippo
[15:12] -ChanServ- (#beserkerz) Welcome to the Best Channel on GameSurge
[15:12] <Hippo>
[15:12] <MrAss> hehe
[15:12] <GBev> Silenced Sten!
[15:12] <GBev> Wooooo
[15:12] * crh has joined #beserkerz
[15:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o crh
[15:12] <MrAss> Even crapper than before!
[15:12] <GBev>
[15:12] <crh> twat
[15:12] <GBev> And the DP for the Russkies
[15:13] <GBev> :O
[15:13] <Hippo>
[15:13] <MrAss> OOh
[15:13] <MrAss> Eatenfesr
[15:13] <MrAss> t
[15:13] <GBev> Erm
[15:13] <crh> im full now
[15:13] <Hippo> same
[15:14] * Hippo burps
[15:14] <GBev> I'm reading the "Missions/Locations" bit of the UO site, and it just lists all the ones in normal CoD
[15:14] <crh>
[15:14] <MrAss>
[15:14] <Hippo> hm... crh must have been gassy...
[15:14] <GBev> MP should be fun
[15:14] <Hippo>
[15:14] <GBev> Vehicles!
[15:14] <Hippo> Mexicans!
[15:14] <crh>
[15:15] <crh> im all muscle, im nothing but goodness!
[15:15] * Hippo has to take driving test in a week
[15:15] <GBev> Ohs noes
[15:16] <MrAss> Ohs Yoes
[15:16] * Hippo hits Plant with truck
[15:16] <GBev> Back to your homewerk, you
[15:16] * Plant eats Hippo alive
[15:16] <Hippo> oh crap... i forgot about that...
[15:16] <GBev> !seen Figo
[15:16] <GBev> Hm
[15:16] * Hippo eats Plant
[15:17] <Plant> FROM THE INSIDE :O
[15:17] <GBev> !8 Should I ban Hippo?
[15:17] <ChanServ> GBev: Yes.
[15:17] <Hippo> :O
[15:17] <Plant> !8 Right now?
[15:17] <ChanServ> Plant: If the prophets will it.
[15:17] <GBev> It shall be done
[15:17] * GBev sets mode: +b *!*@D3Hippo.user.gamesurge
[15:17] <Plant> \o/
[15:17] <Hippo>
[15:17] <GBev> !8 Should I ban Plant?
[15:17] <ChanServ> GBev: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[15:17] <MrAss> :O
[15:18] <crh> Bev is getting trigger happy again
[15:18] <GBev>
[15:18] * GBev sets mode: -b *!*@D3Hippo.user.gamesurge
[15:18] <Hippo>
[15:18] * GBev is now known as GBev|CoD
[15:19] <MrAss> That had better be SnD
[15:19] <GBev|CoD> Preys World server
[15:19] <MrAss> Now?!
[15:19] <GBev|CoD> Yes
[15:19] <MrAss> Nah
[15:19] <GBev|CoD> There's 4 people on it
[15:19] <MrAss> Hwk or CoD...
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> im coming
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> CoD MrAss
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> do hw tomorrow:)
[15:19] <MrAss> Sod it the lesson isnt till 1:30 tomorrow
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob>
[15:19] <MrAss> and i have a free morning
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> ive 'done' my hw
[15:20] <[NiC]Rob> which i havent, but nm
[15:20] <[NiC]Rob> will do it on the bus and in free time (break etc)
[15:20] <[NiC]Rob>
[15:20] <MrAss>
[15:20] <Hippo> !8 will Plant survive a nuclear blast?
[15:20] <ChanServ> Hippo: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[15:20] <MrAss> slacker
[15:20] <Plant> !8 Can I survive a nuclear blast?
[15:20] <ChanServ> Plant: If the prophets will it.
[15:21] <Hippo> !8 will Plant survive a nuclear blast?
[15:21] <ChanServ> Hippo: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[15:21] <Plant> !8 Stop being so vague.
[15:21] <ChanServ> Plant: No.
[15:21] <[NiC]Rob> !8 do the prophets will it?
[15:21] <ChanServ> [NiC]Rob: If the prophets will it.
[15:21] <Plant> Arf
[15:21] <Hippo> !8 OF on Tuesday?
[15:21] <ChanServ> Hippo: Reading foggy -- try again later.
[15:21] <crh> homework DONE
[15:21] <crh> phew
[15:22] * Hippo eats crh's homework
[15:22] <crh> crh eats hippo's homework
[15:22] <MrAss>
[15:22] <Hippo> !8 Is this going to give me gas?
[15:22] <ChanServ> Hippo: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
[15:22] <MrAss> CoD ->
[15:22] * Hippo hasn't done it yet
[15:22] <crh>
[15:22] <crh> what subject is it
[15:23] <Hippo> Psychology
[15:23] <crh> just done that
[15:23] <Hippo>
[15:23] * Hippo uneats it and passes it in as his
[15:23] <Hippo> mine was about Stanely Milgram
[15:23] <Hippo> was=is
[15:23] <crh> but it has "chris rhys howells" on the top
[15:23] <Hippo> me finds eraser
[15:24] <crh> in pen
[15:24] * Hippo finds scisors
[15:24] <crh>
[15:24] <crh> good idea
[15:24] <crh> *scissors
[15:24] <crh> btw
[15:24] <crh>:D:D:D
[15:24] <Hippo> I didn't take Spelling this year
[15:25] <crh> i havnt taken it EVER
[15:25] <Hippo>
[15:25] <crh> im the worst speller around
[15:25] * Hippo is worser
[15:26] <crh> and guess what, acording to psychology spelling disorder is a mental ilness
[15:26] <crh> apparintly
[15:26] <Hippo> yep
[15:26] <Hippo> so is a strong desire to burn the rainforest...
[15:26] <crh> and for girls to have penis's
[15:26] <crh> i was like WTF
[15:27] <Hippo> O_o
[15:27] <Hippo> thats who Jon's partner was?
[15:27] <crh>
[15:27] <Hippo> or was that Plant?
[15:27] * Hippo looks around suspiciously
[15:27] <crh> poor jon, he probably doesnt even remember last night
This is the funnier part...
[17:34] * JonB|DvD is now known as JonB|Shagging
[17:35] <MrAss> shagging men?
[17:35] <MrAss> hm hm hm
[17:35] <MrAss>
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> no!
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> im not rodss
[17:35] <MrAss> Jon, i didnt know you swung that way
[17:35] * Rich^Out has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> I DONT!
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> MY GIRL MATE IS ROUND!
[17:35] <MrAss> Its ok to admit it
[17:35] <MrAss> Living in denial
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> ok
[17:35] <MrAss> tsk tsk
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> i LIKE TO SHAG WOMNE!
[17:36] <MrAss> Please
[17:36] <MrAss> You're all about men
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging>
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging> like rosssssss
[17:36] <MrAss> wait, are you doing it WITh ross?
[17:36] <MrAss> :O
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging> NO
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging> ross is chavie
[17:37] <MrAss> ==]
[17:37] <JonB|Shagging> im not chavie!
[17:37] <JonB|Shagging> i only like chavie girls....but then only this one at my work no-one else
[17:38] <MrAss> You so blatently arent shagging
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> am toooooo!
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> ma b**ch!
[17:38] <MrAss> Clearly not
[17:38] <MrAss> Ross is
[17:38] <MrAss> :]
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging>
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> who she shagging?
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 7&tc=photo
[17:40] <JonB|Shagging> RAWR¬
[17:40] <JonB|Shagging> bbye bye
[17:40] <MrAss> bye
[17:40] * JonB|Shagging is now known as NJONB
[17:43] * crh has joined #beserkerz
[17:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +o crh
[17:43] <ChanServ> [crh] nothin
[17:43] <crh> w00t w00t w00t
[17:43] <NJONB>
[17:43] <NJONB> yo uscared CRYCG"!?
[17:44] * crh changes topic to 'Huxley Pig > Graham > Chris > Illegal > Jack > Oakie Doak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JonB | ahaha, oakie doak, clasic'
[17:44] <crh> hi Jon
[17:44] <MrAss> Jon dont overdo it or bant
[17:45] <MrAss> you chris
[17:45] <MrAss> *yo
[17:45] <crh> CRYCG2!"
[17:45] <crh> alright chris
[17:45] <MrAss>
[17:45] <crh> is he "drunk" again?
[17:45] <MrAss> Getting there
[17:45] <MrAss> claims he's shagging someone too
[17:46] <crh> while hes on IRC?
[17:46] <MrAss> Yes
[17:46] <MrAss> which is why its a load of boll##ks
[17:46] <crh> im sorry, if i was shaggin someone i would just forget about IRC
[17:46] <MrAss> Exactly
[17:47] <MrAss> what makes it worse is that i think its a man.....
[17:47] <crh>
[17:47] <[NiC]Rob> :O
[17:47] <crh> what ever turns him on
[17:48] <crh> maybe the N in NJONB stands for "nathan"
[17:48] <crh> or "nick"
[17:48] <MrAss> Exactly
[17:49] <crh> yo, NJONB, hope you wearing protection
[17:50] <MrAss> Chain-mail!
[17:50] <MrAss> :]
[17:50] <crh> send me it
[17:51] * Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Sep 18 17:51:28 2004
Session Start: Sat Sep 18 18:01:18 2004
Session Ident: #beserkerz
[18:01] * Now talking in #beserkerz
[18:01] * Topic is 'Huxley Pig > Graham > Chris > Illegal > Jack > Oakie Doak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JonB | ahaha, oakie doak, clasic'
[18:01] * Set by crh on Sat Sep 18 17:43:58
[18:01] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Hippo
[18:01] -ChanServ- (#beserkerz) Welcome to the Best Channel on GameSurge
[18:01] <ChanServ> [Hippo] Stay tuned till 2100 EDT (GMT +0400) for a true yet random and Zen-esque quote by Hippo
[18:01] -ChanServ- (#FreeSpace2) Welcome to #FreeSpace2. Be sure to visit HLP at www.3dap.com/hlp
[18:01] <[NiC]Rob>
[18:01] <Hippo> Finally...
[18:02] <Hippo> mIRC went all drunkage...
[18:03] <Hippo> any more news on Jon's man friend while i was gone?
[18:05] <crh> yes, apparaintly this man friend is ghey
[18:05] <crh>, no not really
[18:05] <crh> no news
[18:07] <Hippo> aw...
[18:08] <NJONB> TAWT
[18:08] <NJONB> RAWR
[18:09] <NJONB> crh
[18:09] <NJONB> i was wearing projection
[18:09] <Hippo> O_o
[18:09] <NJONB>
[18:10] <NJONB> she downsires in showa
[18:10] <Hippo> pro4j1ection, eh?
[18:11] <NJONB> RAWR¬
[18:12] <SpooSH> nn
[18:12] * SpooSH has quit IRC (Quit: 'qapla)
[18:14] <Hippo> ok, everyone here vote wether Jon is telling the truth, or giving us a load of bull
[18:14] <Hippo>
[18:14] <crh> so jonb woke up as a boy, and is going to bed as a man ¬_¬
[18:15] <crh> i would think its a load of bull
[18:16] <NJONB>
[18:16] <NJONB> no!
[18:16] <NJONB> rachel
[18:16] <NJONB> from worK!
[18:16] <crh> oh her huh
[18:16] <JGent_rbr> crh woopdeewoooooooo
[18:16] <crh> is that one with the party comin up?
[18:17] <NJONB> yeah
[18:17] <NJONB>
[18:17] <NJONB> she just having a shower
[18:17] <Hippo> aim that bad, eh?
[18:17] <Hippo>
[18:17] <crh> and your on IRC while there is a naked girl in YOU shower?
[18:17] <crh> prick!
[18:17] <MrAss> :O
[18:17] <MrAss> back
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <MrAss> strawberries and cream = win
[18:18] <NJONB> i:(
[18:18] <NJONB> we didnt use mums bed
[18:19] * Hippo puts $2 on drunkage
[18:19] <crh> cos she was in it, right?
[18:19] <MrAss> Dude
[18:19] <MrAss> She's in your shower.....
[18:19] <MrAss> if
[18:19] <MrAss> she is
[18:19] <MrAss> THEN GO JOIN HER
[18:19] <MrAss> Fo
[18:19] <crh> i just said that
[18:19] <crh> i cant belive hes here talking to her
[18:19] * MrAss sees Hippo's $2 and raises him $500
[18:19] * NJONB ats $0.60
[18:19] <crh> *your
[18:20] <crh> (@crh) and your on IRC while there is a naked girl in YOUR shower?
[18:20] <MrAss>
[18:22] <NJONB> ??
[18:22] <NJONB> she goign home in a min
[18:22] <crh> you were that good huh
[18:22] <NJONB>
[18:23] <NJONB> he mum hinks she at a party
[18:23] <Hippo> yep... drunk...
[18:23] <crh> come again
[18:23] <crh> ?
[18:24] * Nic has joined #beserkerz
[18:24] <MrAss> he!
[18:24] <MrAss> HE!
[18:24] <MrAss> That confirms it
[18:24] <MrAss> It was a man!
[18:24] <Nic> :O
[18:24] <Hippo> ah HA!
Ok... I'm done... I found it hilarious when it happened 
[15:06] * Hippo starts lawn mower
[15:06] <MrAss> If you want to play the game!
[15:06] <GBev> Use your body and your btain
[15:06] <GBev> hehe
[15:06] <eatme> what is your obseesion with the CnC music?
[15:06] <GBev> It rawks
[15:06] <MrAss> Does
[15:06] <GBev> RAWKS
[15:06] <eatme> ....
[15:06] * MrAss is better than you to the tune of: Red Alert - Trenches [05:19m]
[15:06] * GBev gets down and boogies to: Red Alert - Hellmarch [06:21m/128Kbps/44KHz]
[15:06] <GBev> Hellmarch > Other RA music though
[15:06] <MrAss> S'true
[15:07] <GBev> BUT!
[15:07] <GBev> Mechanical Man > Everything, ever
[15:07] <MrAss>
[15:07] <MrAss> I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man
[15:07] * Hippo fills watering can
[15:07] <MrAss> watch out Plant
[15:07] <eatme> bbl, brother HAS to have a go...........
[15:07] <MrAss> hehe
[15:07] <Plant> ¬_¬
[15:07] <GBev> Kick his keister
[15:07] * Hippo readies Flamethrower
[15:07] <GBev> kiester
[15:07] <GBev> whatever
[15:07] * eatme has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[15:08] <GBev> What's all this about a flamethrower in UO?
[15:08] <MrAss> only in SP
[15:08] <Hippo>
[15:08] <MrAss> and i think only the AI use it
[15:08] <GBev>
[15:08] <MrAss> not sure though
[15:08] <Hippo> its a fun weapon in Halo
[15:08] <Hippo> since bodies stay on fire for a while
[15:08] <GBev> It was a fun weapon in Unreal 2
[15:08] <Hippo> and then someone walks on the body
[15:09] <GBev> And in Kingpun
[15:09] <GBev> *pin
[15:09] <GBev> Flamethrowers are always fun
[15:09] <GBev> ALWAYS
[15:09] <MrAss> Park yer ass
[15:10] * Hippo turns Flamethrower on Plant
[15:10] <Hippo> BURN!!!
[15:10] <Plant>
[15:10] <MrAss> Poor plant
[15:10] * Hippo watches petals burn slowly
[15:10] * Hippo pours water on plant
[15:10] <MrAss> Hippo is mad
[15:10] <Hippo> there, i saved you
[15:10] <MrAss> mad i tell ye
[15:10] * Hippo starts lawnmower
[15:10] <GBev> Oooh
[15:11] <GBev> Chris, you know I said the Russians don't get any new guns?
[15:11] <GBev> Well they do
[15:11] <Hippo> what? I'm just mowing the channel...
[15:11] <Plant> Ever seen the Little Shop of Horrors?
[15:11] * Hippo shudders
[15:11] <crh> yumm
[15:11] <Hippo> I had to work tech for it last year
[15:11] <Plant> Yeah, well watch out.
[15:11] * crh eats hippo
[15:11] * Hippo eats crh
[15:11] * crh eats hippo
[15:11] * Hippo eats crh
[15:11] * crh eats hippo
[15:11] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] <MrAss> haha
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * GBev BANTS Hippo and crh
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] <Plant> STOP THIS MADNESS
[15:12] * crh eats hippo
[15:12] * Hippo eats crh
[15:12] * You were kicked by crh (It's not that I hate you, its just.. that I dont like you 12‹712›)
Session Close: Sun Sep 19 15:12:29 2004
Session Start: Sun Sep 19 15:12:40 2004
Session Ident: #beserkerz
[15:12] * Now talking in #beserkerz
[15:12] * Topic is 'LUCKY CHARMS! http://www.bash.org/?75154'
[15:12] * Set by NetFire.TX.US.GameSurge.net on Sat Sep 18 20:08:50
[15:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Hippo
[15:12] -ChanServ- (#beserkerz) Welcome to the Best Channel on GameSurge
[15:12] <Hippo>
[15:12] <MrAss> hehe
[15:12] <GBev> Silenced Sten!
[15:12] <GBev> Wooooo
[15:12] * crh has joined #beserkerz
[15:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o crh
[15:12] <MrAss> Even crapper than before!
[15:12] <GBev>
[15:12] <crh> twat
[15:12] <GBev> And the DP for the Russkies
[15:13] <GBev> :O
[15:13] <Hippo>
[15:13] <MrAss> OOh
[15:13] <MrAss> Eatenfesr
[15:13] <MrAss> t
[15:13] <GBev> Erm
[15:13] <crh> im full now
[15:13] <Hippo> same
[15:14] * Hippo burps
[15:14] <GBev> I'm reading the "Missions/Locations" bit of the UO site, and it just lists all the ones in normal CoD
[15:14] <crh>
[15:14] <MrAss>
[15:14] <Hippo> hm... crh must have been gassy...
[15:14] <GBev> MP should be fun
[15:14] <Hippo>
[15:14] <GBev> Vehicles!
[15:14] <Hippo> Mexicans!
[15:14] <crh>
[15:15] <crh> im all muscle, im nothing but goodness!
[15:15] * Hippo has to take driving test in a week
[15:15] <GBev> Ohs noes
[15:16] <MrAss> Ohs Yoes
[15:16] * Hippo hits Plant with truck
[15:16] <GBev> Back to your homewerk, you
[15:16] * Plant eats Hippo alive
[15:16] <Hippo> oh crap... i forgot about that...
[15:16] <GBev> !seen Figo
[15:16] <GBev> Hm
[15:16] * Hippo eats Plant
[15:17] <Plant> FROM THE INSIDE :O
[15:17] <GBev> !8 Should I ban Hippo?
[15:17] <ChanServ> GBev: Yes.
[15:17] <Hippo> :O
[15:17] <Plant> !8 Right now?
[15:17] <ChanServ> Plant: If the prophets will it.
[15:17] <GBev> It shall be done
[15:17] * GBev sets mode: +b *!*@D3Hippo.user.gamesurge
[15:17] <Plant> \o/
[15:17] <Hippo>
[15:17] <GBev> !8 Should I ban Plant?
[15:17] <ChanServ> GBev: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[15:17] <MrAss> :O
[15:18] <crh> Bev is getting trigger happy again
[15:18] <GBev>
[15:18] * GBev sets mode: -b *!*@D3Hippo.user.gamesurge
[15:18] <Hippo>
[15:18] * GBev is now known as GBev|CoD
[15:19] <MrAss> That had better be SnD
[15:19] <GBev|CoD> Preys World server
[15:19] <MrAss> Now?!
[15:19] <GBev|CoD> Yes
[15:19] <MrAss> Nah
[15:19] <GBev|CoD> There's 4 people on it
[15:19] <MrAss> Hwk or CoD...
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> im coming
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> CoD MrAss
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> do hw tomorrow:)
[15:19] <MrAss> Sod it the lesson isnt till 1:30 tomorrow
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob>
[15:19] <MrAss> and i have a free morning
[15:19] <[NiC]Rob> ive 'done' my hw
[15:20] <[NiC]Rob> which i havent, but nm
[15:20] <[NiC]Rob> will do it on the bus and in free time (break etc)
[15:20] <[NiC]Rob>
[15:20] <MrAss>
[15:20] <Hippo> !8 will Plant survive a nuclear blast?
[15:20] <ChanServ> Hippo: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[15:20] <MrAss> slacker
[15:20] <Plant> !8 Can I survive a nuclear blast?
[15:20] <ChanServ> Plant: If the prophets will it.
[15:21] <Hippo> !8 will Plant survive a nuclear blast?
[15:21] <ChanServ> Hippo: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[15:21] <Plant> !8 Stop being so vague.
[15:21] <ChanServ> Plant: No.
[15:21] <[NiC]Rob> !8 do the prophets will it?
[15:21] <ChanServ> [NiC]Rob: If the prophets will it.
[15:21] <Plant> Arf
[15:21] <Hippo> !8 OF on Tuesday?
[15:21] <ChanServ> Hippo: Reading foggy -- try again later.
[15:21] <crh> homework DONE
[15:21] <crh> phew
[15:22] * Hippo eats crh's homework
[15:22] <crh> crh eats hippo's homework
[15:22] <MrAss>
[15:22] <Hippo> !8 Is this going to give me gas?
[15:22] <ChanServ> Hippo: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
[15:22] <MrAss> CoD ->
[15:22] * Hippo hasn't done it yet
[15:22] <crh>
[15:22] <crh> what subject is it
[15:23] <Hippo> Psychology
[15:23] <crh> just done that
[15:23] <Hippo>
[15:23] * Hippo uneats it and passes it in as his
[15:23] <Hippo> mine was about Stanely Milgram
[15:23] <Hippo> was=is
[15:23] <crh> but it has "chris rhys howells" on the top
[15:23] <Hippo> me finds eraser
[15:24] <crh> in pen
[15:24] * Hippo finds scisors
[15:24] <crh>
[15:24] <crh> good idea
[15:24] <crh> *scissors
[15:24] <crh> btw
[15:24] <crh>
:D:D:D[15:24] <Hippo> I didn't take Spelling this year
[15:25] <crh> i havnt taken it EVER
[15:25] <Hippo>
[15:25] <crh> im the worst speller around
[15:25] * Hippo is worser
[15:26] <crh> and guess what, acording to psychology spelling disorder is a mental ilness
[15:26] <crh> apparintly
[15:26] <Hippo> yep
[15:26] <Hippo> so is a strong desire to burn the rainforest...
[15:26] <crh> and for girls to have penis's
[15:26] <crh> i was like WTF
[15:27] <Hippo> O_o
[15:27] <Hippo> thats who Jon's partner was?
[15:27] <crh>
[15:27] <Hippo> or was that Plant?
[15:27] * Hippo looks around suspiciously
[15:27] <crh> poor jon, he probably doesnt even remember last night
This is the funnier part...
[17:34] * JonB|DvD is now known as JonB|Shagging
[17:35] <MrAss> shagging men?
[17:35] <MrAss> hm hm hm
[17:35] <MrAss>
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> no!
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> im not rodss
[17:35] <MrAss> Jon, i didnt know you swung that way
[17:35] * Rich^Out has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> I DONT!
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> MY GIRL MATE IS ROUND!
[17:35] <MrAss> Its ok to admit it
[17:35] <MrAss> Living in denial
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> ok
[17:35] <MrAss> tsk tsk
[17:35] <JonB|Shagging> i LIKE TO SHAG WOMNE!
[17:36] <MrAss> Please
[17:36] <MrAss> You're all about men
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging>
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging> like rosssssss
[17:36] <MrAss> wait, are you doing it WITh ross?
[17:36] <MrAss> :O
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging> NO
[17:36] <JonB|Shagging> ross is chavie
[17:37] <MrAss> ==]
[17:37] <JonB|Shagging> im not chavie!
[17:37] <JonB|Shagging> i only like chavie girls....but then only this one at my work no-one else
[17:38] <MrAss> You so blatently arent shagging
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> am toooooo!
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> ma b**ch!
[17:38] <MrAss> Clearly not
[17:38] <MrAss> Ross is
[17:38] <MrAss> :]
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging>
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> who she shagging?
[17:38] <JonB|Shagging> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 7&tc=photo
[17:40] <JonB|Shagging> RAWR¬
[17:40] <JonB|Shagging> bbye bye
[17:40] <MrAss> bye
[17:40] * JonB|Shagging is now known as NJONB
[17:43] * crh has joined #beserkerz
[17:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +o crh
[17:43] <ChanServ> [crh] nothin
[17:43] <crh> w00t w00t w00t
[17:43] <NJONB>
[17:43] <NJONB> yo uscared CRYCG"!?
[17:44] * crh changes topic to 'Huxley Pig > Graham > Chris > Illegal > Jack > Oakie Doak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JonB | ahaha, oakie doak, clasic'
[17:44] <crh> hi Jon
[17:44] <MrAss> Jon dont overdo it or bant
[17:45] <MrAss> you chris
[17:45] <MrAss> *yo
[17:45] <crh> CRYCG2!"
[17:45] <crh> alright chris
[17:45] <MrAss>
[17:45] <crh> is he "drunk" again?
[17:45] <MrAss> Getting there
[17:45] <MrAss> claims he's shagging someone too
[17:46] <crh> while hes on IRC?
[17:46] <MrAss> Yes
[17:46] <MrAss> which is why its a load of boll##ks
[17:46] <crh> im sorry, if i was shaggin someone i would just forget about IRC
[17:46] <MrAss> Exactly
[17:47] <MrAss> what makes it worse is that i think its a man.....
[17:47] <crh>
[17:47] <[NiC]Rob> :O
[17:47] <crh> what ever turns him on
[17:48] <crh> maybe the N in NJONB stands for "nathan"
[17:48] <crh> or "nick"
[17:48] <MrAss> Exactly
[17:49] <crh> yo, NJONB, hope you wearing protection
[17:50] <MrAss> Chain-mail!
[17:50] <MrAss> :]
[17:50] <crh> send me it
[17:51] * Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Sep 18 17:51:28 2004
Session Start: Sat Sep 18 18:01:18 2004
Session Ident: #beserkerz
[18:01] * Now talking in #beserkerz
[18:01] * Topic is 'Huxley Pig > Graham > Chris > Illegal > Jack > Oakie Doak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JonB | ahaha, oakie doak, clasic'
[18:01] * Set by crh on Sat Sep 18 17:43:58
[18:01] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Hippo
[18:01] -ChanServ- (#beserkerz) Welcome to the Best Channel on GameSurge
[18:01] <ChanServ> [Hippo] Stay tuned till 2100 EDT (GMT +0400) for a true yet random and Zen-esque quote by Hippo
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[18:01] <[NiC]Rob>
[18:01] <Hippo> Finally...
[18:02] <Hippo> mIRC went all drunkage...
[18:03] <Hippo> any more news on Jon's man friend while i was gone?
[18:05] <crh> yes, apparaintly this man friend is ghey
[18:05] <crh>
, no not really[18:05] <crh> no news
[18:07] <Hippo> aw...
[18:08] <NJONB> TAWT
[18:08] <NJONB> RAWR
[18:09] <NJONB> crh
[18:09] <NJONB> i was wearing projection
[18:09] <Hippo> O_o
[18:09] <NJONB>
[18:10] <NJONB> she downsires in showa
[18:10] <Hippo> pro4j1ection, eh?
[18:11] <NJONB> RAWR¬
[18:12] <SpooSH> nn
[18:12] * SpooSH has quit IRC (Quit: 'qapla)
[18:14] <Hippo> ok, everyone here vote wether Jon is telling the truth, or giving us a load of bull
[18:14] <Hippo>
[18:14] <crh> so jonb woke up as a boy, and is going to bed as a man ¬_¬
[18:15] <crh> i would think its a load of bull
[18:16] <NJONB>
[18:16] <NJONB> no!
[18:16] <NJONB> rachel
[18:16] <NJONB> from worK!
[18:16] <crh> oh her huh
[18:16] <JGent_rbr> crh woopdeewoooooooo
[18:16] <crh> is that one with the party comin up?
[18:17] <NJONB> yeah
[18:17] <NJONB>
[18:17] <NJONB> she just having a shower
[18:17] <Hippo> aim that bad, eh?
[18:17] <Hippo>
[18:17] <crh> and your on IRC while there is a naked girl in YOU shower?
[18:17] <crh> prick!
[18:17] <MrAss> :O
[18:17] <MrAss> back
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <NJONB> ?
[18:17] <MrAss> strawberries and cream = win
[18:18] <NJONB> i:(
[18:18] <NJONB> we didnt use mums bed
[18:19] * Hippo puts $2 on drunkage
[18:19] <crh> cos she was in it, right?
[18:19] <MrAss> Dude
[18:19] <MrAss> She's in your shower.....
[18:19] <MrAss> if
[18:19] <MrAss> she is
[18:19] <MrAss> THEN GO JOIN HER
[18:19] <MrAss> Fo
[18:19] <crh> i just said that
[18:19] <crh> i cant belive hes here talking to her
[18:19] * MrAss sees Hippo's $2 and raises him $500
[18:19] * NJONB ats $0.60
[18:19] <crh> *your
[18:20] <crh> (@crh) and your on IRC while there is a naked girl in YOUR shower?
[18:20] <MrAss>
[18:22] <NJONB> ??
[18:22] <NJONB> she goign home in a min
[18:22] <crh> you were that good huh
[18:22] <NJONB>
[18:23] <NJONB> he mum hinks she at a party
[18:23] <Hippo> yep... drunk...
[18:23] <crh> come again
[18:23] <crh> ?
[18:24] * Nic has joined #beserkerz
[18:24] <MrAss> he!
[18:24] <MrAss> HE!
[18:24] <MrAss> That confirms it
[18:24] <MrAss> It was a man!
[18:24] <Nic> :O
[18:24] <Hippo> ah HA!
Ok... I'm done... I found it hilarious when it happened