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Petrarch

Neighbours

1 by Petrarch
SG Elder

Say no more

Moonsword

2 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

Does that mean we can't complain about annyoing people in our dorms?

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

Petrarch

3 by Petrarch
SG Elder

I won't stop you, but don't be surprised if my neighbours drown you out with their ENDLESS f#####g NOISE

Moonsword

4 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

Ah, that one. My sincere condolences.

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

Petrarch

5 by Petrarch
SG Elder

Kids are outside all day, practically under my window, screeching and screaming, and then the parents are out all night talking boll##ks and laughing raucously.

Moonsword

6 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

Have you complained to them?

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

Petrarch

7 by Petrarch
SG Elder

No point. They're pillocks.
We've tried complaining before, and it made no difference.

They complain to us that putting bread on the shed roof for the birds will encourage rats, and yet they have a skip full of shite that causes our house to get full of flies.

Moonsword

8 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

Sounds like a wonderful situation. And I am fresh out of ideas.

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

Petrarch

9 by Petrarch
SG Elder

I'm not.

I'm going to buy an airhorn, and with it I am going to exact terrible vengeance.

Moonsword

10 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

Just don't get arrested in the process by annoying your other neighbors.

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

11 by Flipside
Admin

Flying rats, whatever next? Complain to Environmental Health about the pile of shite

Better than an Airhorn, buy yourself that violin you've been wanting

Moonsword

12 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

Will they care?

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

Petrarch

13 by Petrarch
SG Elder

They wouldn't do anything about him...

Oh, you mean the other pile of shite.

Petrarch

14 by Petrarch
SG Elder

Flipside wrote:Better than an Airhorn, buy yourself that violin you've been wanting

Well I sat outside and played Silent Night on me Uke. They didn't take the hint.

Moonsword

15 by Moonsword
Elite SG Elder

And you think they would? We are not dealing with the world's most intelligent people here.

"I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking,"
- Jimmy Buffet

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