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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:54 am
by Grug
Have to say I'm a little dissapointed. I wear my crocodile skin every day to impress the tourists.
I've got a bit of scottish in me, maybe I could don the kilt too.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:56 am
by aldo
Grug wrote:Have to say I'm a little dissapointed. I wear my crocodile skin every day to impress the tourists.
I've got a bit of scottish in me, maybe I could don the kilt too.
Do you impress them with the size of your knife?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:44 am
by Grug
Heh, surprisingly they never ask to see it so unfortunatly it remains sheathed for the majority of the time.
Oh then there's the whole I'd be shot in the head several times if I had a knife because I might be a terrorist. >..>
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:59 am
by Goober5000
Can you play the bagpipes at least?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:15 am
by Grug
That's easy, grab a cat firmly. Hold under arm. Grab a tail and squeeze hard on its lungs.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:38 pm
by Wild Fragaria
And how long will the music last, Gruggy?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:25 pm
by aldo
Grug wrote:That's easy, grab a cat firmly. Hold under arm. Grab a tail and squeeze hard on its lungs.
You need at least 2 cats for the right effect.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:06 pm
by Wild Fragaria
Mmm, add one more and you'll have a cat quartet
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:01 am
by Grug
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