Have to say I'm a little dissapointed. I wear my crocodile skin every day to impress the tourists.
I've got a bit of scottish in me, maybe I could don the kilt too.

Grug wrote:Have to say I'm a little dissapointed. I wear my crocodile skin every day to impress the tourists.
I've got a bit of scottish in me, maybe I could don the kilt too.

Do you impress them with the size of your knife?

Heh, surprisingly they never ask to see it so unfortunatly it remains sheathed for the majority of the time.

Oh then there's the whole I'd be shot in the head several times if I had a knife because I might be a terrorist. >..>

Can you play the bagpipes at least?

That's easy, grab a cat firmly. Hold under arm. Grab a tail and squeeze hard on its lungs.

And how long will the music last, Gruggy?

Grug wrote:That's easy, grab a cat firmly. Hold under arm. Grab a tail and squeeze hard on its lungs.

You need at least 2 cats for the right effect.

Mmm, add one more and you'll have a cat quartet

Meeeoooooeoeeeeeeoooooooeeeeeeeeoeoooooeeeeooooooeoeewwwwwwwwwwwwww...