Ach! That dirty b#stard! You're right! He's behind everything. And I mean everything. Even Teletubbies. Hrrrm...especially the teletubbies...



Oh yes, and this one is great too:

If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.

LoL yeah.

Evilover lord, that's the one! ^.^

For some reason it won't load in firefox for me "connection to server cannot be established".

Edit: got it to work.

"90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door." LoLs. Feng Shui mate, feng shui.

133. If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.

LOL.

There are some goodies in there. ^.^

As I had already predicted, this thread is turning evil *lol*

Ahhh. You haven't seen the hidden 'World Domination Forum'. Which doesn't exist... honest

LoL, your avatar suits that post flip.

Cool little pet you have, Flipside

I think we've met.

Could be. I've heard bad things about the lighting in those Scottish nightclubs

rofl.
I'll never look at that avatar the same again.

hehehe I want Vodkaaaaa!!!!

LoL.

I think Flip's making a pass at you aldo.

Seems like aldo has a lot of friends apart from us homo sapiens

I swear he's tapping his...paws(?) in time with the music I'm listening to now.