Hmm. slippers not the most romantic gift... When's Boxing Day? Do a bunch of guys just beat the stuffing out of each other?? or is it one of those European things?
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright
On a Christmassy note, the ####### neighbours have put these lights outside, and so now I can't get to sleep. I'm going round tomorrow to cut the sodding wire, or I'll be putting up with it for weeks.