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Yep. My entire 16,000+ post count on HLP exists only to prevent her from going back and checking what I've said about herWild Fragaria wrote:Sounds like you still remember you gf is reading your posts online
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Nah. I post informative topics but simply hide the bile in the posts. Try reading every 7th word or the first letter of each line 
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Ha. All fine and dandy 'til she reads this. Sacre bleu!
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
--Blood Mage, Warcraft III: Frozen Throne
You're mother is a hamster, etcetera, etcetera.
--Blood Mage, Warcraft III: Frozen Throne
You're mother is a hamster, etcetera, etcetera.
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Never again!
Last time she bought half a tonne of bananas and made me spend the best part of a week trying to coax it out from behind the stairs.
Last time she bought half a tonne of bananas and made me spend the best part of a week trying to coax it out from behind the stairs.
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Police found the young scottish man beaten to a pulp in an alley way. The murder weapon appeared to be a dictionary. The only clue found on the scene was that the words Ape and Monkey appear to have been underlined.
Police later released a photofit of a suspect they wish to question in relation to the crime.
Police later released a photofit of a suspect they wish to question in relation to the crime.
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I think we've met.karajorma wrote:Police found the young scottish man beaten to a pulp in an alley way. The murder weapon appeared to be a dictionary. The only clue found on the scene was that the words Ape and Monkey appear to have been underlined.
Police later released a photofit of a suspect they wish to question in relation to the crime.