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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:18 pm
by Flipside
Depends on the girl....
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:24 pm
by Petrarch
Wake up as soon at first light, my curtains being little more than crepe paper.
Get up at 6:59 to stop the alarm going off.
Shuffle into the bathroom for the ablutions.
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Stare blearily at the sink
Search for a clean t-shirt
Get dressed
Hobble downstairs and look for breakfast
End up settling for a biscuit or something as my mouth feels like it's had glue poured in it overnight.
Go back upstairs
Fire up the laptop
Fill the mp3 player for the day
Check emails and forums
Possibly play Homeworl if there's time
Sort bag out for the day
Get phone/wallet/mp3 player/keys/watch/pipe
Get the headphone wires tangled in my hair
Leave the house at 8:00
Get the train at 8:15
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:27 am
by Hippo
Night shower, so that more or less cuts me down to 5 minutes... I:
wake up at 5:30
go back to sleep
get woken up at 6
go back to sleep
get woken up again and have stuff thrown at me
get up (6:20)
fumble around for pants
find pants
fumble around for clean pants
put on clean pants
turn on light
move stuff from pockets of pants to pockets of clean pants
change shirts
go downstairs
eat
go upstairs
brush teeth/shave if its not a day that ends in y
go down stairs
don bag
approach back door
stand waiting for mom for 10 minutes (6:40 by now)
drive like hell for 20 minutes on a half hour ride
get to school for 7
go to caffeteria to meet friends
get chair, drag to table
put on hat
sleep on table
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:12 am
by Goober5000
Night showers FTW!!
Once I get out of bed, dressing, breakfast, brushing teeth, and heading out the door takes less than 15 minutes if I'm on the ball.
And a really big LOL at the "I'm a girl" option.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:30 pm
by Sparhawk
I chose girl, because I am one (duh).
It usually takes me about 15 minutes to get ready. I pick out my clothes the night before (I know, lame). So, all I have to do in the morning is get dressed, pack a lunch (sometimes), and that's it.
@Petrarch- I love your sig! Capt. Jean Luc Picard is teh man!
@ Hunter- what's with the "I'm a girl" option? You sexist b#stard
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:02 pm
by Hunter
Most girls take a long time to get ready. Whats wrong with that?
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:28 pm
by Black Wolf
It's an entirely reasonable evolution. What I want to know is why the "Fair" "OK" and "Fah" options are the wrong way around...
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:34 pm
by aldo
Because real men stink, dammit!!!
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:07 am
by Hunter
^What he said
Barbarians I tell ya's.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:14 am
by Sparhawk
Hunter wrote:Most girls take a long time to get ready. Whats wrong with that?
Nothing, I was just teasing ya
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:24 am
by Grug
You can seriously save time if you just use ye'ol shower in a can. ^_^
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:21 am
by Black Wolf
Grug wrote:You can seriously save time if you just use ye'ol shower in a can. ^_^
It's a Pommy shower over here
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:37 pm
by Taristin
We call that a puerto rican/mexican shower in NY...
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:09 am
by Grug
LoL.
You know when you put too much deoderant on when the birds die as they fly past.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:23 pm
by Petrarch
Or when you spontaneously combust when a smoker walks past.