The more you think about sex, the faster your beard grows (testosterone).

I shave every morning and look like Gandalf when I go to bed..............

ROFL!

I shave everyday that I have to go out. Which is most days.

Unless I have to get up to early and I just feel like crap. I'll just look like a bum by the end of the day is all.

I look like a bum most days. I have a goatee thing, but the rest of it gets shaved once, maybe twice a week if I'm feeling like it. ATM I've gone... lemme see... I think about 5 days, though that's nothing really unusual.

After two days stubble I get the shits because it makes me feel grungy.

I love a fresh shave, on weekends and such sometimes I'll just take my time and have a nice refreshing shave. It's somehow relaxing.

It just feels... clean. ^_^

I get the shits even 24 hours after shaving, I have this weird feeling about having stubble. Probably to do with the fact that every girl I've ever dated doesn't like stubble.

Having stubble just reminds me of being hung-over I think.

Just feels greasy and uncomfortable. >.<

Hunter wrote:I get the shits...

Another saying that has a completely different meaning in America...

It's like different dialects of English nowdays

Every other day if I'm working outdoors. If I'm working from home I've been known to grow it for a couple of weeks before shaving

Taristin wrote:

Hunter wrote:I get the shits...

Another saying that has a completely different meaning in America...

Thank you, thank you, thank you for clearing that up. You don't even want to know what my initial reaction was to that post.

I was unaware of any alternative meanings for The Shits.

It does exactly what it says on the tin, surely?

LoL.

Well it means that here too. But your not going to be happy if you get the runs are you? Hence you get the shits from something.

Petrarch of the VBB wrote:I was unaware of any alternative meanings for The Shits.

It does exactly what it says on the tin, surely?

That is not a tin I wish to see in Asda.

You shop in Asda? The chav store.

Hunter wrote:You shop in Asda? The chav store.

George FTW?








Having formerly worked there, it's definately the most likely place you'd see a 'tin o' shite' for sale. I believe they call it the 'homefarm' range or something.

I'd rather have a wire-brush enema, on a walking trip by the manure fields of Yorkshire, in the freezing rain, whilst being molested by a mutton-chopped farmer, than shop in Asda.