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I always loved how the indoor sloth enclosure at the Philadelphia Zoo had just a low railing and no netting separating it from the public. Even if the sloth did manage to get over the rail, it'd make it all of ten feet before someone noticed and put it back. 

A.K.A. Mongoose, for you HLP denizens
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Okay... I"m not sure how I managed that... Well, clearly aldo isn't WF... you aren't nearly as curvy for that mistake to be possible by any mere human.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright