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Cold water. Lots of it.
Don't ever use butter or oil but once it's calmed down you may be able to use a burn cream. If your burn is bigger than an old style 50p piece then you should probably seek medical assistance.
Don't ever use butter or oil but once it's calmed down you may be able to use a burn cream. If your burn is bigger than an old style 50p piece then you should probably seek medical assistance.
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Particularly not with condoms. Causes breakage. 
[EDIT]Nicely. Double Entendre Smiley!

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Ah has! My wit and intelligents are decipher this text and find the hidden sarcastic insult toward topgun!aldo wrote:Yes, some of us are actually old, wise, and downright sauve enough to have sex with an actual live woman. Or man, for those of other preferences. But never a horse. No no no - that's wrong.Topgun wrote:who uses condoms? oh wait...
aldo wrote:Yes, some of us are actually old, wise, and downright sauve enough to have sex with an actual live woman. Or man, for those of other preferences. But never a horse. No no no - that's wrong.Topgun wrote:who uses condoms? oh wait...
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People with girlfriends who A: aren't trustworthy or B: aren't on the patch/pill/whatever.Topgun wrote:who uses condoms? oh wait...