I'm really itching to get signed up to Eve, as I've had about 4 trials and I'm showing no sign of getting bored. Trouble is I'm 7 months short of 18 so I can't pay for it myself directly (I would need to pay my dad to do it), I'm out of work, in debt by £230, and it doesn't look like my parents would pay for it. In times like these all I have to say is...
..crap.

Ninety-nine percent of women kiss with their eyes closed; which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.