Depends on the girl....

Wake up as soon at first light, my curtains being little more than crepe paper.
Get up at 6:59 to stop the alarm going off.
Shuffle into the bathroom for the ablutions.
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Stare blearily at the sink
Search for a clean t-shirt
Get dressed
Hobble downstairs and look for breakfast
End up settling for a biscuit or something as my mouth feels like it's had glue poured in it overnight.
Go back upstairs
Fire up the laptop
Fill the mp3 player for the day
Check emails and forums
Possibly play Homeworl if there's time
Sort bag out for the day
Get phone/wallet/mp3 player/keys/watch/pipe
Get the headphone wires tangled in my hair
Leave the house at 8:00
Get the train at 8:15

Night shower, so that more or less cuts me down to 5 minutes... I:

wake up at 5:30
go back to sleep
get woken up at 6
go back to sleep
get woken up again and have stuff thrown at me
get up (6:20)
fumble around for pants
find pants
fumble around for clean pants
put on clean pants
turn on light
move stuff from pockets of pants to pockets of clean pants
change shirts
go downstairs
eat
go upstairs
brush teeth/shave if its not a day that ends in y
go down stairs
don bag
approach back door
stand waiting for mom for 10 minutes (6:40 by now)
drive like hell for 20 minutes on a half hour ride
get to school for 7
go to caffeteria to meet friends
get chair, drag to table
put on hat
sleep on table

Night showers FTW!!

Once I get out of bed, dressing, breakfast, brushing teeth, and heading out the door takes less than 15 minutes if I'm on the ball.

And a really big LOL at the "I'm a girl" option.

I chose girl, because I am one (duh).
It usually takes me about 15 minutes to get ready. I pick out my clothes the night before (I know, lame). So, all I have to do in the morning is get dressed, pack a lunch (sometimes), and that's it.

@Petrarch- I love your sig! Capt. Jean Luc Picard is teh man!

@ Hunter- what's with the "I'm a girl" option? You sexist b#stard

Most girls take a long time to get ready. Whats wrong with that?

It's an entirely reasonable evolution. What I want to know is why the "Fair" "OK" and "Fah" options are the wrong way around...

Because real men stink, dammit!!!

^What he said

Barbarians I tell ya's.

Hunter wrote:Most girls take a long time to get ready. Whats wrong with that?

Nothing, I was just teasing ya

You can seriously save time if you just use ye'ol shower in a can. ^_^

Grug wrote:You can seriously save time if you just use ye'ol shower in a can. ^_^

It's a Pommy shower over here

We call that a puerto rican/mexican shower in NY...

LoL.

You know when you put too much deoderant on when the birds die as they fly past.

Or when you spontaneously combust when a smoker walks past.