So I was at the local pub with a mate, drinking quite a few beers. (ie the usual)

I had my eye on these girls for most of the night and even won a few giggles from a wink or two I sent their way.
With a call to a mate aka wingman it was just a matter of time...
So with beer strengthening my courage I moved outside because it was too cold in the air con and to strategically place myself nearby.

Just when I was about to start chatting to them, they finished their beers and got up to leave. "Aww, you gals arn't leaving are you?" I said with dissapointment.
"Sorry yeah."

So with that they went back inside towards the front door as I cursed myself.

But luck would have it they were having a quick game on the pokies before going out the front door.

So I quickly did what any man would do...

Empty his bladder before the kill.
However once I'd washed my hands and came back out they were gone. So cursing myself further I walked out the front to see where the f### my wingman was. (My other mate is not the wingman type.)

Lo and behold as I was cursing yet again and was turning around to go back in, the girls came out of the bottle-o and walked pass.

'No regrets!' I screamed in my head and went for it.
"Can't offer you girls another drink could I?"

And the tango began. One of them was pretty keen, "just one more..." but the other was pretty persistant about going home. (damnit where was my wingman!)

I chatted to them for a bit longer gaining, an approximation of where they live, and that one of them goes to my uni as she studies nursing.

With that, sadly they finally departed and I went back inside to sip on my beer and curse my wingman for not showing up in time. As it happens, he rocks up about 3 minutes after they left. 3 MINUTES!

That's when it hit me. I forgot to ask for phone numbers. f### IT!
>.<
I am a boody idiot! and have been kicking myself all f#####g night and morning.

Sigh. With any luck perhaps I'll catch that chick at uni one day. Sigh.

Goddamn it,
I am a bloody idiot.

youll get em next time champ

we need some aussie girls to immigrate here, love the accent

Well.

I thought I'd get a few laughs at least damnit.

1 reply. Hmph! >.>

LOL!

There, happy?

I don't go picking up in bars though (dont need to...yet at least), so, yeah, nothing I can relate with or to

Heh. All (most) of my female friends here are the kind that go to a bar, get shitfaced, and wake up the next morning in some random guy's bed.....

Dunno what this has to do with that, but yea.

It means you need to loan me several bottles of tequila and introduce me to some of your female friends?

ROFL!

Yeah, I was going to say something similar

Well Grug, all I can say is, next time, get their number, but you already knew that

ROFL @ aldo.

Grug wrote:With that, sadly they finally departed and I went back inside to sip on my beer and curse my wingman for not showing up in time. As it happens, he rocks up about 3 minutes after they left. 3 MINUTES!

Command always deploys your reinforcements after you really need them.

...Yes... yes you are.

As it turns out I have backup plans.
I am currently tuning 2 chicks I know. One looking more promising than the other...

PS. Uni + Summer = f#####g awsome. ^_^

:rolleyes:

*emigrates*