Bought a copy of FHM yesterday and the first thing I always do is hold it over my bed and shake it so that all the advertising guff falls out. Anyway after I finish reading it I go back to the bed and notice just as I'm about to throw away all the advertising bumph that one of them has a girl wearing a bra on it.
Being a red blooded male the rest goes straight in the bin while I decide to take a second look at the pamphlet. Apparently it's for some lingerie and sex toy mail order company so I figure, hey anniversary coming up maybe I can buy the gf something nice (Well actually I figure "Hey. Maybe there are more women in their underwear inside, lets take a look!" but if anyone asks I'm sticking to the earlier story).
Anyway the company seems to be pushing discresion as their main selling point. All the mail comes in plain wrapped boxes that sort of stuff. Basically they're pushing the point that no one apart from the customer will ever know who you're ordering from unless they rattle the box one day and it starts buzzing. All you have to do is send off for the catalogue and they'll send you it to you (plainly wrapped and everything!).
So how do you send off for this catalogue? Well apparently you're meant to fill in your name, address and date of birth on the back of a supplied post card which has CONFIDENCIALITY GUARANTEED stamped on it alongside a picture of an indeterminately gendered thong-wearing pair of buttocks.
Don't these people ever think these things through?
