I couldn't be that drunk.....


Well.... Actually, yes I could, but I certainly hope I'm never that drunk when a Pornaoke machine is around

Just never get drunk enough that you start hanging around 2nd hand records shops and talking to strangers like someone I 'encountered' yesterday afternoon

"Hullo theerrr mate! Don't mind me, I'm pissed and just talking to everyone"

Aaaah.... i love Glasgow.

At least that bugger knew he was pissed.

I still remember her saying: "I can see the curbstoOuch my toes!". That was just after: "I can stand up perfectly without help" *crash* "Ouch! My hip!"

*laughs* That sounds like one of the people in my dorm...

:nervous: that sounds like me....

Flipside wrote:I certainly hope I'm never that drunk when a Pornaoke machine is around

*hopes he is never present when flipside is that drunk and a pornaoke machine is around*

aldo wrote:Question is, would you have to be more or less drunk to do it than Karaoke?

less drunk. definately

I've been trying to figure out what it would be like if you shoved your girlfriend up on stage for this and she was good.

Can't figure out if it would be really hot or completely soul destroying

I suppose it would do your reputation good at the very least

And yes, Glasgow is great fun for drunks, I love the 'I've had one foot nailed to the pavement' ones most. You know, the ones that get as far as 'left' but have lost their place before 'right' and have to start over

"It'shhhh...no.....me thatsh drunk, itsh the lamppost that are....are...are...slanty!"

aldo wrote:"It'shhhh...no.....me thatsh drunk, itsh the lamppost that are....are...are...slanty!"

*snicker* ahhh, fun >.<

[quote="karajorma"I've been trying to figure out what it would be like if you shoved your girlfriend up on stage for this and she was good.

Can't figure out if it would be really hot or completely soul destroying[/quote]

well, it would get you thinking if she was better than you...

Moonsword: Do you have to drag em home regularly or just once in a while?

And aldo: The lampost thing sounds great.

No, I just call Public Safety so they can get their nice taxi ride to the police station for the MUI charge.