#4
Yes, welcome. I'm off to work now, 1-10.. great.
Ninety-nine percent of women kiss with their eyes closed; which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
#6
July. :blah: the 4th is coming, so the bloody parks are gonna be full of the city folk who want to "experience nature" from the safety of a well manicured picnic area on a man made lake. Wankers.
#9
Meh, one of the donor patients die (yeah, before July 4th). I'm about to dissect...
Cheekybum & Junior
#10
Heh, anybody want to meet up for a game on the 4th? Oh, that's right, it's only a holiday in the US... 
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright
#13
Nah, too much outdoor air overloads our respirtory system and we start suffacating. I give reference to the following ctrl-alt-delete comic:
Drat, i can't find it.
Drat, i can't find it.
#15
Make that a wie bit more... 
If this keeps up I'm going to stage 1 of my retaliation methods....
The Expanse. Watch it!