I am mostly. Apart from pointing out that your team is utter shite while ours is mearly bad

Ah, but at least we can beat Trinidad and Tobago by more than 2 goals

(welcome to the land of pedantry)

What a shame then that you ended up in the group of death qualifications facing such mighty footballing nations as Belarus then.

What a shame then that you ended up in the group of death qualifications facing such mighty footballing nations as Belarus then.

Look, it'd have been unfair to not give Belarus and Lithuania a wee shot at the World Cup.

Anyways, we'd have qualified if we were in CONCACAF. Just wait till global warming kicks in and makes us an island, we'll tie some big lines and drift into the Caribbean.

Or so big Davy told me.

He was a bit drunk at the time, mind you.

Belarus and Lithuania would have qualified if they were in CONCACAF.

Belarus and Lithuania would have qualified if they were in CONCACAF.

We did consider moving the whole of western europe into CONCACAF, but it'd need pretty big tugboats and a lot of nukes.