Twelve days of IE...

#1
I get bored easily. :razz:

The 12 days of Internet Explorer

On the first day of IE
my browser gave to me...

an error with a CTD!


On the second day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the third day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Three (thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with A CTD!


On the fourth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the fifth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the sixth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the seventh day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Seven hijack attempts
Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the eigth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Eight dropped sessions
Seven hijack attempts
Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the ninth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Nine MS updates
Eight dropped sessions
Seven hijack attempts
Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the tenth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Ten advertisements
Nine MS updates
Eight dropped sessions
Seven hijack attempts
Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the eleventh day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Eleven IP conflicts
Ten advertisements
Nine MS updates
Eight dropped sessions
Seven hijack attempts
Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!


On the twelth day of IE
my browser gave to me...

Twelve failed downloads
Eleven IP conflicts
Ten advertisements
Nine MS updates
Eight dropped sessions
Seven hijack attempts
Six porn popups
FIVE FOUR-OH-FOURS!
Four time-outs
Three (Thousand) cookies
Two toolbars
and an error with a CTD!

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Hunter's going to come down on you for having such an avatar. No pun intended.
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