i, too, enjoy New Oblivious Trolling but on the off chance you aren't having a laugh with me, i suggest you read about the game: spend a day on kugutsumen, open a random issue of the EVE Tribune, read the history of supercarriers/moms, jump bridges, stealth bombers, nano gangs, dominion fleet lag - ...

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so this is what it's like with the goggles on

You're a carebear aren't you :colbert:

All of it has happened before (a lot) - dominion, stealth bombers, motherships, tech moons, I CBA to look up the rest

brake.

Like your spelling?

That's weird, usually CCP is good at releasing patches that don't break things. Is it just you or everybody? Ofc, it's not exactly a game-breaking bug...

Did you type this with a giant trollface (post dominion)

EVE Online, widely known as a hilariously ill-supported product produced by a company that routinely breaks its own game with 'features' and then decides to add more features instead of fixing them*

*source: kugutsumen dot com

Given that CCP is generally incompetent at almost everything I wonder if their security actually would've stood up to an intrusion attempt (as opposed to a DDOS).

I imagine the report reads like this: "At 0800 hours, technicians noticed a minor spike in traffic and fell over laughing when they realize it was a lulzsec DDoS, tripping over the primary fiber line in the process."

You don't imagine very well (you are wrong)

Tilemapping is ugly because it becomes obviously repetitive, burying the model's details in a sea of repeated texture patterns.

SAME PORPOISE

stfu, he hasn't said anything about railguns yet.

Actually you're right, he said they were plasma cannons.

I actually think this is pretty cool.

Those are some purdy blue muzzle flashes.

Last time you saw them you said they were terrible :colbert:

I said they were terrible for the purpose.

Not that they were terrible-looking.

SAME PORPOISE

This one time I made the engine devour itself and all its innards gibbered like the song of Yog-Sothoth, the Beyond One, stupendous in its malign suggestiveness. there was blood

Those are some purdy blue muzzle flashes.

Last time you saw them you said they were terrible :colbert:

I cannot find a way to take credit for any of those.

(all my impressive feats are in FRED)

(and gendisc)